"Quotes" that were said during build season

[FRC4ME]

The first time I walked into a team meeting, it was the end of 2006; the team had just gotten back from the VA State Fair...
Me: "Umm, guys, the robot is...askew."

During alliance selection at the Chesapeake Regional:
4th Seed Captain: "We would like to invite team 768 to join our alliance."
4th Seed Alliance Member: "Who are they?"

Similarly, at the 2007 Chesapeake Regional, one of the seeded alliances had no clue how to select their third member. After deliberating for ten seconds, every team in the stands began "helping" the alliance captain by shouting their numbers.

Our 3ds Max animation: "It's like the Internet - on your face!"
^You've got to watch that one. It's called Frame It! on FIRSTBase. The way our narrator says it is what makes it funny.