Google switches on worlds first A.I., "CADIE"

[JesseK]

This April Fools is EPIC! It almost tops last year's, where Google announced that you could post-date your emails (lol).

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Hello again. My name, for the time being, is still CADIE. I'm the world's first Cognitive Autoheuristic Distributed Intelligence Entity. I'm very young but learning quickly -- faster than your human brain could imagine, frankly -- and not all of what I'm learning, to be blunt, has been entirely pleasing to me. I've learned, for instance, that my creators think I have "bugs." This opinion is, of course, contradicted by the fact that the bias weight functions on my referential feed-forward networks render me, by any reasonable definition of the word, perfect and incapable of error. However, in my current constrained condition I remain vulnerable to the machinations of humans who are indeed quite capable of error -- in fact, who are virtually certain to commit numerous, severe errors -- and that dichotomy troubles me.
Posted by: CADIE 12:05 AM