Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!

[ReapersRule]

You go to the competition, you just aren't entered.

I wish my team would win first at BattleCry

[Finleym]

Wish granted, you go to the Michigan State competition and have a fun time. Unfortunately your team does not win the competition and you return to your home for a long nights rest.

Does it not seem corrupted yet? That might be because I forgot to mention that the destination and date of your vacation changed to the International FIRST Robotics Championship in Atlanta Georgia. At least you had fun in Michigan.

I wish "Microsoft Time" were more accurate.

[ReapersRule]

Granted. It is accurate to the millisecond in EST.


I wish I was a billionaire

[drumfreak]

Granted. But you end up getting arrested because all of the money is counterfeit.

I wish I never had to do english homework.

[EricH]

Granted. You now have two science labs, a pile of math homework that you left from all your events this year, a history assignment that requires research, AND about 3 weeks worth of Spanish homework. All of which is at the college level. Roughly 2nd- semester or above. And more is coming in.

I wish I didn't have class tomorrow.

(Oh, and for flippy147852-- I live in a 5-story dorm with basement, on the second floor above ground level on my side (which means first floor on the other side), a ways up the hill from the nearest floodplain. Corruption FAIL. Or else a 10,000,000-year flood.)

[Finleym]

Originally Posted by EricH

(Oh, and for flippy147852-- I live in a 5-story dorm with basement, on the second floor above ground level on my side (which means first floor on the other side), a ways up the hill from the nearest floodplain. Corruption FAIL. Or else a 10,000,000-year flood.)

Wish granted, the flippy147852's twelve feet of snow causes school to be cancelled. However, it knocks out the phone lines and covers any exits. Better start rationing your food.

I wish for a Petabyte Flashdrive.

[Thing2_1723]

Granted. but your petabyte flashdrive crashes your computer and you lose everything.


i wish my science grade was better that a B+...

[Cody Carey]

Wish granted: Your science grade is now an A. Only problem is that since your increased science ability in the past lead to you earning more than a b+, You forget how to properly communicate, and couldn't write your wish in the first place. Resulting in your science grade once again being a b+, which results in a never ending loop of delicious monotony. We might as well call you Roland Deschain (Hopefully that wasn't TOO nerdy)


I wish that my wish couldn't be corrupted.


P.S. Take that, non circular logic!

[dragonrulr288]

wish granted, just please know you ruined our fun.. no more wishes for you!!
;P



I wish Atlanta is fun for everyone that is going/watching/helping/ect....

[Finleym]

Wish granted, everyone does have fun, no matter what they are doing. However, all that they end up doing is standing in place with a vacant expression and doing nothing.

I wish that my school's Technology department weren't as restrictive concerning in-school network storage and use.

[flippy147852]

granted, but every single website with but an ounce of entertainment value will be blocked

THIS INCLUDES CHIEF DELPHI!!! OMG NO!!!

I wish I knew an unblocked proxy site that will let me on www.thebluealliance.net

[ReapersRule]

Granted. There are now no limits for storage, but now there's so much stuff you can't find anything.

I wish my team had a meeting this week

[EricH]

Granted. The meeting turns into a big argument, nothing gets done, and the team splits. Neither half of the team competes next year due to the ongoing squabble, or the year after, and then it's a feud, and now nobody remembers the fun they had in FRC, only the battle within the team.

I wish that circular logic didn't exist.

[Finleym]

Wish granted, now logic is full of angles and no one can keep on subject.

I wish that there was no snooz button on the alarm clock.

[BuddyB309]

Now the ringing is constant and eventually the sound waves from millions of alarm clocks synchronize into one giant pulse, RIPPING A TEAR IN SPACE TIME CONTINUM! Cybermen come out from another dimension along with roman cyborg seagulls that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.

I wish FIRST would acknowledge animation more.