CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #248

[Swan217]

Coach:"Go to the right... No! Your OTHER right!"
Driver:"What, over in the corner?"
Coach:" No, over to the left. You can't hold the joysticks from the bottom. Hold them properly! Yeah, go over there."
Driver:"What, the green dragon?"
Coach:"No, the pink teddy bear! Careful, careful. Now! Drop the claw!"
Arm operator:"Sheesh, it was LUNACY to turn the FIRST field into a giant claw game machine."

::Not an entry:: - I'm with Travis. This pic's not up to your usual standards, Billfred. Get it together!

[Billfred]

[obviously not an entry]

Memo to self: find much-more-caption-worthy photo of Don, Dan, and Travis for next week...

[Travis Hoffman]

[not an entry] Wait, wait - I think I got one - "Conan O'Brien tries his hand at driving a FIRST robot".....hmmm.......Nope!....Still a blar pic! [/nae]

[AndyB]

Coach: Move it a bit to the left.
Driver: Turn on the fans!
Operator: Are you sure we're supposed to be doing this during the awards ceremony?

[bobwrit]

*Robot falls over*
Guy1: Your not supposed to do that!
Guy2: It's the programmers fault, I swear!
Coach: Sigh...

[Enigma's puzzle]

Hey guys is that our CRio out on the floor?

I was wondering why it wouldn't respond.

[Wayne Doenges]

Student in the middle: "What is that?"
Student on right: "I don't know what it is but don't hit it."
Student on left: "To late"
*robot goes up in a huge cloud of smoke and ashes*
Student in middle: "I guess that was one of the randomly placed Land Mines."

[boomergeek]

Driver on right: "Is that Danica Patrick driving for the Blue alliance and looking at me? (drops jaw)

Coach: "No, (she's not looking at me either), but I thinks she's zeroing in on our guy with the designer safety glasses."

Driver on left thinking: {Danica Patrick looking at me? Settle down, look cool, now lean and flex the bicep. Yeah, that's it: she's still looking.}

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Is it over already? We didn't score anything yet!

[Karibou]

Guy in the middle: "Hey, look, it's the Easter bunny!"
Guy on the right: "Woah! Can you tell what alliance he's on?"
Guy on the left: "Doesn't matter, he's giving out purple and green eggs!"
Guy in the middle: "Those aren't eggs! They're supercells!"

[npoe]

"Worst Caption Contest Photo EVER!"

I secon--, no, wait, I thir--, uhh...I fourth that!
[/npoe]

[Steve W]

(Entry) Let's see how dumb we can look while they are taking our picture. The dumber we look the more likely to make Billfred's caption contest.


(non entry - "See it worked")

[DonRotolo]

Originally Posted by Billfred

[obviously not an entry]

Memo to self: find much-more-caption-worthy photo of Don, Dan, and Travis for next week...

{Also not an entry}: Heh. He doesn't know that I can't be photographed...

Note to Dan & Travis: Please let me know whenever you'll be within, say, 150 feet of me so I can hide my face - you never know where Billfred's minions are hiding with a camera...

{heh}

[Andy Baker]

Originally Posted by Don Rotolo

{Also not an entry}: Heh. He doesn't know that I can't be photographed...

{heh}

(not part of entry) So... THIS is why you don't go to the Championships, you are afraid of Billfred catching you with a camera?! (end not part of entry)

(entry begins...)

Guy on left: dude, did you see Billfred's 'chops this year?
Coach: yeah... someone needs to say something. They are getting out of hand.
Guy on right: what... Billfred's 'chops? I think they are cool.




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AB

[kramarczyk]

Announcer: This match is inspiration in action... just look at how excited these kids are to be here on the field competing.

[Billfred]

Okay, okay, time to put this one to bed.

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Taylor

2815 was awarded the Rockwell Automation Innovation in Control Award for their use of the Wii Fit in gameplay.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by boomergeek

Driver on right: "Is that Danica Patrick driving for the Blue alliance and looking at me? (drops jaw)

Coach: "No, (she's not looking at me either), but I thinks she's zeroing in on our guy with the designer safety glasses."

Driver on left thinking: {Danica Patrick looking at me? Settle down, look cool, now lean and flex the bicep. Yeah, that's it: she's still looking.}

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Karibou
2) Don Rotolo
3) Barry Bonzack
4) JaneYoung
5) Wayne Doenges
6) AndyB
7) Dan Swando
8) EricH
9) lingomaniac88
10) Andy Baker
11) Steve W

And the burn award, as if you had to guess, goes to:

Originally Posted by Travis Hoffman

"Worst Caption Contest Photo EVER!"

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	119
rocketperson44	113
EricH	109
Travis Hoffman	105
GaryVoshol	99
Don Rotolo	95
Karibou	84
JaneYoung	84
Wayne Doenges	81
kramarczyk	76
lingomaniac88	65
Al Skierkiewicz	63
rtfgnow	50
Barry Bonzack	49
EricS-Team180	37
AndyB	36
SlaminSwimster	32
Steve W	29
Anna B.	24
acdcfan259	21
InfernoX14	19
Akash Rastogi	18
Andy Baker	17
Lions for First	15
Schnabel	14
Rich Wong	14
dodar	14
Water Bandit23	13
FoXy92	12
KathieK	12
Enigma's puzzle	11
typharn91	11
bobwrit	11
Michelle Celio	10
BlondeNerd	10
tim_reiher	10
Elgin Clock	9
RMiller	8
boomergeek	5
George1902	5
Dan Swando	5
Diriye	4
"Big Mike"	4
andrew348	4
Greg Needel	3
taylort	3
whlspacedude	3
ZakuAce	3
cobrawanabe1699	3
FlyingCrayons	3
GillSt.Bernards	3
Hachiban VIII	2
James1902	2
Jay H 237	2
Jeff Rodriguez	2
KarenH	2
Katie_UPS	2
NorviewsVeteran	2
The Pre	2
basicxman	2
LittleSwimmer14	2
Raumiester2010	2
Alex Cormier	1
Chief Pride	1
Cuog	1
Dave Scheck	1
Dorienne	1
Ioski	1
Kyle	1
Libby K	1
MoeMom	1
mtaman02	1
Protronie	1
Richard	1
Rick TYler	1
skimoose	1
Zach Purser	1
Zyik	1

Onward!
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