Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!

[dragonrulr288]

wish granted, just please know you ruined our fun.. no more wishes for you!!
;P



I wish Atlanta is fun for everyone that is going/watching/helping/ect....

[Finleym]

Wish granted, everyone does have fun, no matter what they are doing. However, all that they end up doing is standing in place with a vacant expression and doing nothing.

I wish that my school's Technology department weren't as restrictive concerning in-school network storage and use.

[flippy147852]

granted, but every single website with but an ounce of entertainment value will be blocked

THIS INCLUDES CHIEF DELPHI!!! OMG NO!!!

I wish I knew an unblocked proxy site that will let me on www.thebluealliance.net

[ReapersRule]

Granted. There are now no limits for storage, but now there's so much stuff you can't find anything.

I wish my team had a meeting this week

[EricH]

Granted. The meeting turns into a big argument, nothing gets done, and the team splits. Neither half of the team competes next year due to the ongoing squabble, or the year after, and then it's a feud, and now nobody remembers the fun they had in FRC, only the battle within the team.

I wish that circular logic didn't exist.

[Finleym]

Wish granted, now logic is full of angles and no one can keep on subject.

I wish that there was no snooz button on the alarm clock.

[BuddyB309]

Now the ringing is constant and eventually the sound waves from millions of alarm clocks synchronize into one giant pulse, RIPPING A TEAR IN SPACE TIME CONTINUM! Cybermen come out from another dimension along with roman cyborg seagulls that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.

I wish FIRST would acknowledge animation more.

[flyingcrayons]

granted, but then they lose focus on robotics, and FRC becomes FAC (FIRST Animation Competition) and no one remembers when robots were a part of FIRST

i wish i could have more than 2 hours of sleep last night

[BuddyB309]

granted! but in order to grant your two hours of sleep of the previous night, you are sent back in time to last night only to sleep for two hours. Then you are woken up and have to experience the same day over again. Expect now you are even more tired because technically, you only received two hours of sleep after a days events.

I wish for a red tornado that will fly me to the moon and I will dig up cheese to sell back at home.

[Aren_Hill]

buddyb309
I wish animation would get more recognition

They get rid of it all together

i wish squeeze bacon was real


(and pete, way to edit your post)

[DiehardCybercard]

granted! You now have squeeze bacon and an unlimited supply at that... but they discontinued the worldwide production of ketchup... OH NOES !



I wish Andy Baker could have saved 1529's robot from catching on fire back in IRI of 08

[BuddyB309]

Wish granted, unfortunately the only thing Andy Baker had handy was a bucket of water. So all the robots electronics are ruined anyway.


I wish for a red tornado that will fly me to the moon and I will dig up moon cheese to sell back at home.

[Finleym]

wish granted, but since you were unprepared for the lack of oxygen, the sudden temperature and pressure changes, and the force required to reach the moon, you cannot breath, freeze, and shatter. Your remains however complete your wish by slamming into the moon's surface and effectively dig into the rock, reching an unkown pocket of red cheese. (Don't underestimate physics.)

I wish that I could convice my friend that they need more than twenty hours of sleep a week.

[BuddyB309]

Abra Kadabra! Your wish is granted! You talk to you friend and actually convince him/her to get some more sleep. That night, as your friend is driving home, his/her vehicle is struck by a rampant Moose with a serious overuse of cologne. The malodorous moose's fumes enter your friend's nasal passages and completely override his/her olfactory system. The surge in electrical pulses in your friend's brain causes him/her to seizure, soil himself, and have a slight taste of mild cheddar cheese in his/her mouth before collapsing unconscious on the ground. Your friend now spends the next three months in a coma, you have to give him/her sponge baths and change the bed pan.

I wish my roomate's cat would stop stinking up the place each time it took a poop.

[dragonrulr288]

granted, but there are 15 more cats now. at least it not the origional's fault!!!

I wish I could play the piano...