CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #249

[Billfred]

Welcome to the Georgia Dome, baby!

Here are the scores after the last round:

Taylor	119
rocketperson44	113
EricH	109
Travis Hoffman	105
GaryVoshol	99
Don Rotolo	95
Karibou	84
JaneYoung	84
Wayne Doenges	81
kramarczyk	76
lingomaniac88	65
Al Skierkiewicz	63
rtfgnow	50
Barry Bonzack	49
EricS-Team180	37
AndyB	36
SlaminSwimster	32
Steve W	29
Anna B.	24
acdcfan259	21
InfernoX14	19
Akash Rastogi	18
Andy Baker	17
Lions for First	15
Schnabel	14
Rich Wong	14
dodar	14
Water Bandit23	13
FoXy92	12
KathieK	12
Enigma's puzzle	11
typharn91	11
bobwrit	11
Michelle Celio	10
BlondeNerd	10
tim_reiher	10
Elgin Clock	9
RMiller	8
boomergeek	5
George1902	5
Dan Swando	5
Diriye	4
"Big Mike"	4
andrew348	4
Greg Needel	3
taylort	3
whlspacedude	3
ZakuAce	3
cobrawanabe1699	3
FlyingCrayons	3
GillSt.Bernards	3
Hachiban VIII	2
James1902	2
Jay H 237	2
Jeff Rodriguez	2
KarenH	2
Katie_UPS	2
NorviewsVeteran	2
The Pre	2
basicxman	2
LittleSwimmer14	2
Raumiester2010	2
Alex Cormier	1
Chief Pride	1
Cuog	1
Dave Scheck	1
Dorienne	1
Ioski	1
Kyle	1
Libby K	1
MoeMom	1
mtaman02	1
Protronie	1
Richard	1
Rick TYler	1
skimoose	1
Zach Purser	1
Zyik	1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/31506

As always, the deadline is theoretically sorta kinda not really Saturday at midnight Eastern. I'll be on Curie with 2815; if you want to submit your entry in person, come by and say hello. (Look for the chops and the red shirts.)

Go!

[ATannahill]

Ugh, I hope I never see Billfred's face without warning. A moment for a fallen Kanagasabapathy.

[dodar]

Here lies Karthik Kanagasabapathy, after 1114 won the 2008 Championship their robot was turned on into autonomous and ran him over. On the brighter side, they did score 5 laps and 2 balls after doing so

[Alex Cormier]

After winning the championships, Karthik was near the confetti blowing machine. With all his might, his 120lb stature couldn't hold on anymore. The whole crowd thought it was a tornado and he was like a piece of wood. *smack* onto the floor karthik goes.

[Taylor]

This is the only time since '93 that a guy in a Blue Jays shirt ever won anything.

[bobwrit]

...What he didn't relize is that it was monday, and everyone had left...

[Travis Hoffman]

[npoe] And to think I had actually done enough to goad Billfred into letting me be the subject of a caption contest. Alas.

Warning - "obligatory Karthik can't sing caption" alert - I have to dig down deep to beat Taylor this week [/npoe]

No one at the Championship ever discovered the identity of the guy who knocked Karthik out cold after his latest singing escapade; however, judging from the party everyone held over his limp, unconscious body in celebration, I don't think anyone really cared.

[DonRotolo]

Karthik faints after learning that it really WILL be a water game next year...

(Being from Canada, he fears that 1114 will have to use icepicks...)

[rsisk]

Another Karthrik slowly forms from the coalescing confetti...

[boomergeek]

THOUGHT EXPERIMENT IN CROWD SURFING GOES TERRIBLY WRONG!!!
...Film at 11

[Steve W]

Tired and exhausted, Karthik gives in. The confetti that bowled him over was just the start. how could he ever overcome the weight of the medal?

[EricH]

Derek Besette [singing]: "Karthik got run over by a robo--uh..." [falls next to Karthik]

In a possibly related story, the FIRST Segway Police arrested one T. Hoffman on charges of aggravated assault this week. He will no longer be able to compete in Caption Contests due to restraining orders involving Caption Contest subjects.

[Akash Rastogi]

Karthik celebrates his winning of a new cell phone, shocked at the thought of having the latest and greatest technology in Canada, he keels over.

[npoe] I <3 Canadaland, first moved there [npoe]

[AndyB]

Don't laugh. You'd probably feel the same way if you were 120 lbs and had to lug around a name like "Kanagsbapathy" all day.

[GaryVoshol]

In one last attempt to get a t-shirt to his mother, Karthik pumps up the t-shirt cannon to incredible pressure. The resulting shock wave shredded the field decorations and knocked him out cold. Dome officials also want to talk to someone in NH about repairing that hole in the Dome fabric; reports of another tornado proved to be false.