Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!

[flyingcrayons]

granted, but then they lose focus on robotics, and FRC becomes FAC (FIRST Animation Competition) and no one remembers when robots were a part of FIRST

i wish i could have more than 2 hours of sleep last night

[BuddyB309]

granted! but in order to grant your two hours of sleep of the previous night, you are sent back in time to last night only to sleep for two hours. Then you are woken up and have to experience the same day over again. Expect now you are even more tired because technically, you only received two hours of sleep after a days events.

I wish for a red tornado that will fly me to the moon and I will dig up cheese to sell back at home.

[Aren_Hill]

buddyb309
I wish animation would get more recognition

They get rid of it all together

i wish squeeze bacon was real


(and pete, way to edit your post)

[DiehardCybercard]

granted! You now have squeeze bacon and an unlimited supply at that... but they discontinued the worldwide production of ketchup... OH NOES !



I wish Andy Baker could have saved 1529's robot from catching on fire back in IRI of 08

[BuddyB309]

Wish granted, unfortunately the only thing Andy Baker had handy was a bucket of water. So all the robots electronics are ruined anyway.


I wish for a red tornado that will fly me to the moon and I will dig up moon cheese to sell back at home.

[Finleym]

wish granted, but since you were unprepared for the lack of oxygen, the sudden temperature and pressure changes, and the force required to reach the moon, you cannot breath, freeze, and shatter. Your remains however complete your wish by slamming into the moon's surface and effectively dig into the rock, reching an unkown pocket of red cheese. (Don't underestimate physics.)

I wish that I could convice my friend that they need more than twenty hours of sleep a week.

[BuddyB309]

Abra Kadabra! Your wish is granted! You talk to you friend and actually convince him/her to get some more sleep. That night, as your friend is driving home, his/her vehicle is struck by a rampant Moose with a serious overuse of cologne. The malodorous moose's fumes enter your friend's nasal passages and completely override his/her olfactory system. The surge in electrical pulses in your friend's brain causes him/her to seizure, soil himself, and have a slight taste of mild cheddar cheese in his/her mouth before collapsing unconscious on the ground. Your friend now spends the next three months in a coma, you have to give him/her sponge baths and change the bed pan.

I wish my roomate's cat would stop stinking up the place each time it took a poop.

[dragonrulr288]

granted, but there are 15 more cats now. at least it not the origional's fault!!!

I wish I could play the piano...

[Taylor]

You become a virtuoso, but your dragon eats the piano.

I wish my cold was gone.

[BuddyB309]

Granted, Your cold is now replaced with hot.

SPONTANEOUS HUMAN COMBUSTION!

I wish I could have more time to animate.

[dragonrulr288]

granted, but now you have forgotten how to eat, breath, ect. and arent in very good shape.....

wait.. I have a Dragon???? Sweet!!!

hmm... then I wish to have annother piano...

[sgreco]

Wish granted, but it grows teeth and eats all inanimate objects in your house.

I wish I had a cow.

[BuddyB309]

granted you get a cow. but

OMG! IS THE HOT GIRL'S OBNOXIOUS FAT FRIEND!

I wish stupid drives did not have cars.

[Finleym]

wish granted, now they all have tractor-trailers (a.k.a. 18-wheelers).

(Wow, ROFL to my last wish that was corrupted, just wow, ROFL. Not because they would be injured, just ... well... ROFL.)

I wish my avatar would actually work. (It's a .gif file, but it isn't playing for some reason.)

[BuddyB309]

Granted, Your Avatar pops off the screen grabs a little hat and briefcase kisses you on the cheek and says "Bye honey I'm off to work." You have to take care of the Newborn.

I wish chickens were pink and the sky was made of huckleberry fin.