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Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
wish granted, but since you were unprepared for the lack of oxygen, the sudden temperature and pressure changes, and the force required to reach the moon, you cannot breath, freeze, and shatter. Your remains however complete your wish by slamming into the moon's surface and effectively dig into the rock, reching an unkown pocket of red cheese. (Don't underestimate physics.)
I wish that I could convice my friend that they need more than twenty hours of sleep a week.
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2008-2009: Greater Kansas City Regional: Finalists (Lost to GKC Champs). Colorado Regional: Semi-Finalists (Lost to Colorado Champs)
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Force yourself now, today, to learn one new thing each day. When you lay down on your fluffy pillow at night, before you say your prayers, ask yourself if you have learned anything new. If the answer is "NO" then you better get up and find something. - Al Skierkiewicz [more] 
21-04-2009, 14:12
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