CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #251

[ATannahill]

Please sit back and listen to the calm music of the Philipines, a song charished for generations. [Cotton Eye Joe starts] Thats the wrong song!

[Taylor]

Mark finds out the hard way that no matter how much math you do, it doesn't make you any better at dancing.

[Travis Hoffman]

Tired of getting his shins bashed in by stick-wielding Filipinos, Mark Leon invokes General Douglas MacArthur:

"I SHALL RETURN!......after I go to the hospital and have these giant splinters removed from my legs. Turns out the hospital is in, er, um......Iceland! Yeah, Iceland - that's the ticket! So don't wait up for me!"

[GaryVoshol]

Mark, thinking: "Do the math, do the math ... hmm, math ... Let's see, there's 4 stripes down there, 8 green stripes at this end, it looks like 6 stripes in the middle ... That's an arithmetic progression, so it must mean that to do this dance you have to progress from the easy to the hard steps ... Easy steps, Hard steps! Thats why we do the math!" Copioli, off camera, "What math!?!?!?"

[dodar]

I guess the Philippines is recruting for the Olympics early

[DonRotolo]

After too many volunteers showed up in Hawaii - no need to wonder why - we see here the third round of Judges Elimination, courtesy of Team 3105.

Later rounds switched to steel pipes.

The crowd for their part just loved it, enjoying the syncopated "Chuck Berry" beat: "clack-cla-clack (OW) clack clack (OWW!) clackaclack (OW OWW) clack clack..."


Don

[Anna B.]

The GDC does some preliminary testing of next year's game design.... on humans