CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #251

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Mark..."OK all I have to do is get my foot in there without getting caught. This is easier than stepping around penguins at the south pole. I can do this!"

(This is the first time I have seen a picture of Mark that didn't have a blur. He is moving all the time.)

[lingomaniac88]

The surface of the light side of the moon can reach temperatures of over 120°C. Apparently, someone didn't realize this when she stepped onto the regolith with her bare feet. Ouch.

[Karibou]

*music blaring from speakers*
"It's just a jump to the left
And a step to the right!
Put your hands on your hips
And pull your knees in tight!"*

Audience member: "Wait, that doesn't look like the Tinikling..."

*Or, alternatively, replace with the lyrics found here http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/sh...259#post319259

[typharn91]

now we know why mark was limping a little bit at nationals...

[AndyB]

This is not why we do the math.

[Swan217]

If you're looking for Chairman's Winners
Scout out the Technoticks,

A programmer with an old OI
He'd use a Chicklet

Now every wheel of a bot chassis
Revolves around a shaft
But Tinikling with an old bam-boo
Makes Mark Leon go daft.

1!-2!-3!-4!-5!-6!-7!-8!
Me ol' bam-boo, me ol' bam-boo
You'd better never mess with my ol' bam-boo.
You can have your Red & you can have your Blue
But you'd better never mess with my ol' bam-boo!

{Video Submission} Everybody sing!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQgXccbxHbM

[kramarczyk]

Announcer: OK, here we are back at the finals of the World Limbo Championship and we can see our contestants getting ready the sudden death eliminations.

Color Commentator: These contestants are the best I've seen in years; already they've set a record height of 3 inches. Heck, even if they do manage to limbo lower it may still be sudden death from the spine compression.

Announcer: You could very well be right. I suspect that is why we saw Mark Leon break out the slide rule during the last break.

Color Commentator: Yeah, he was probably trying to keep this from becoming HIS last break.