CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #251

[lingomaniac88]

The surface of the light side of the moon can reach temperatures of over 120°C. Apparently, someone didn't realize this when she stepped onto the regolith with her bare feet. Ouch.

[Karibou]

*music blaring from speakers*
"It's just a jump to the left
And a step to the right!
Put your hands on your hips
And pull your knees in tight!"*

Audience member: "Wait, that doesn't look like the Tinikling..."

*Or, alternatively, replace with the lyrics found here http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/sh...259#post319259

[typharn91]

now we know why mark was limping a little bit at nationals...

[AndyB]

This is not why we do the math.

[Swan217]

If you're looking for Chairman's Winners
Scout out the Technoticks,

A programmer with an old OI
He'd use a Chicklet

Now every wheel of a bot chassis
Revolves around a shaft
But Tinikling with an old bam-boo
Makes Mark Leon go daft.

1!-2!-3!-4!-5!-6!-7!-8!
Me ol' bam-boo, me ol' bam-boo
You'd better never mess with my ol' bam-boo.
You can have your Red & you can have your Blue
But you'd better never mess with my ol' bam-boo!

{Video Submission} Everybody sing!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQgXccbxHbM

[Tito H.]

“Don’t step on her foot!”
“Don’t step on HER FOOT!”
“DON’T STEP ON HER FOOT!”
“D’OH!!!!”

[kramarczyk]

Announcer: OK, here we are back at the finals of the World Limbo Championship and we can see our contestants getting ready the sudden death eliminations.

Color Commentator: These contestants are the best I've seen in years; already they've set a record height of 3 inches. Heck, even if they do manage to limbo lower it may still be sudden death from the spine compression.

Announcer: You could very well be right. I suspect that is why we saw Mark Leon break out the slide rule during the last break.

Color Commentator: Yeah, he was probably trying to keep this from becoming HIS last break.

[DonRotolo]

{not an entry}
Hermes Conrad Lives!

[Joe G.]

Math != footwork

[Billfred]

Ha, it's still Sunday!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Don Rotolo

After too many volunteers showed up in Hawaii - no need to wonder why - we see here the third round of Judges Elimination, courtesy of Team 3105.

Later rounds switched to steel pipes.

The crowd for their part just loved it, enjoying the syncopated "Chuck Berry" beat: "clack-cla-clack (OW) clack clack (OWW!) clackaclack (OW OWW) clack clack..."

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Karibou

*music blaring from speakers*
"It's just a jump to the left
And a step to the right!
Put your hands on your hips
And pull your knees in tight!"*

Audience member: "Wait, that doesn't look like the Tinikling..."

Honorable mentions go to:

1) kramarczyk
2) rsisk
3) Dan Swando
4) rtfgnow
5) Travis Hoffman
6) GaryVoshol
7) typharn91
8) JaneYoung
9) Al Skierkiewicz
10) lingomaniac88

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by Tito H.

“Don’t step on her foot!”
“Don’t step on HER FOOT!”
“DON’T STEP ON HER FOOT!”
“D’OH!!!!”

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	125
rocketperson44	117
EricH	114
Don Rotolo	112
Travis Hoffman	111
GaryVoshol	105
JaneYoung	98
Karibou	86
Wayne Doenges	84
kramarczyk	82
Al Skierkiewicz	69
lingomaniac88	69
rtfgnow	56
Barry Bonzack	51
AndyB	42
EricS-Team180	37
SlaminSwimster	32
Steve W	31
Anna B.	27
acdcfan259	21
Akash Rastogi	21
InfernoX14	19
dodar	18
Andy Baker	17
Rich Wong	16
typharn91	16
Lions for First	15
Schnabel	14
bobwrit	14
Jeff Rodriguez	13
Water Bandit23	13
FoXy92	12
KathieK	12
Enigma's puzzle	12
Michelle Celio	10
BlondeNerd	10
tim_reiher	10
Elgin Clock	9
boomergeek	8
RMiller	8
Dan Swando	7
andrew348	6
George1902	5
Diriye	4
"Big Mike"	4
Tito H.	3
Greg Needel	3
rsisk	3
taylort	3
whlspacedude	3
ZakuAce	3
Alex Cormier	3
cobrawanabe1699	3
FlyingCrayons	3
GillSt.Bernards	3
Hachiban VIII	2
James1902	2
Jay H 237	2
KarenH	2
Katie_UPS	2
NorviewsVeteran	2
The Pre	2
basicxman	2
LittleSwimmer14	2
Raumiester2010	2
Chief Pride	1
Cuog	1
Dave Scheck	1
Dorienne	1
Ioski	1
Kyle	1
Libby K	1
MoeMom	1
mtaman02	1
Protronie	1
Richard	1
Rick TYler	1
skimoose	1
Zach Purser	1
Zyik	1

Onward!

[JaneYoung]

Second place goes to:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Karibou
*music blaring from speakers*
"It's just a jump to the left
And a step to the right!
Put your hands on your hips
And pull your knees in tight!"*

Audience member: "Wait, that doesn't look like the Tinikling..."

oh the horror...
my understanding of this was rocky at best. Thank goodness a wise one filled me in.
oh the horror...