CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #259

[AndyB]

This is better than caffeine!

[SushaK]

oo! oo! oo! there's a squirrel! run it over! run it over! RUN IT OVER!!!!! oops wrong button... sorry mister!

[Mr. Pockets]

Little kid driver: (shoots track ball at popcorn stand) Yeah!!!! Again! Again!
Guy at other joystick: No I don't think that would be a very good...
(Track Ball gets fired into cotton candy machine, knocking it over)
All the other kids: CANDY!!!!
Guy at other joystick: Thank god we didn't let him drive too!

[Joe G.]

Look Mom!

[Chris is me]

There's no grid! How do I steeeeer!!!!!

[DonRotolo]

FIRST Robotics: Feel like a little kid again.

[Billfred]

It's still Sunday!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Travis Hoffman

Shortly after this pic is taken, a green shirted individual happens to stop by....

"Standing on a chair? Bad posture? NO SAFETY GLASSES???!?!?!?!? You demonstrate some of the most heinous safety practices I have ever seen! You fail at life! STEP AWAY FROM THOSE CONTROLS IMMEDIATELY, YOUNG MAN!!!!"

Kid: "WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOMMY!"

"AND WHERE IS THE *!#&$!#$& MSDS FOR THIS ROOT BEER?????"

(True story, I was asked by a safety advisor for an MSDS for cream cheese while eating breakfast at the team hotel during Palmetto. Then again, I set myself up by asking about safety glasses around a toaster.)

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by EricH

"What does this button do?"
"Oh, that activates the popcorn popper."
"What about this one?"
"Oh, that? That's for the can opener."
"How about this button?"
"That launches the big red ball."
"And this one?"
"DON'T TOUCH THAT, JUNIOR!!!!"

It was the FRC Addiction activation button--the warning came too late.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) JaneYoung
2) Taylor
3) Akash Rastogi
4) GaryVoshol
5) Wayne Doenges
6) Al Skierkiewicz
7) AndyB
8) CHI DONG08
9) Mr. Pockets

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by Barry Bonzack

driver: "Hey! watch where you shooting those things!" (Thinking in his head) Why do I always get paired up with the most immature arm operators?


Guy in nice shirt: WEEEE ROBOTS ROBOTS ROBOTS!

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	145
Travis Hoffman	142
rocketperson44	138
EricH	132
Don Rotolo	128
GaryVoshol	121
JaneYoung	120
Wayne Doenges	108
Karibou	102
kramarczyk	96
lingomaniac88	84
Al Skierkiewicz	81
Barry Bonzack	75
rtfgnow	65
AndyB	60
EricS-Team180	37
dodar	33
SlaminSwimster	32
Steve W	32
Anna B.	30
Akash Rastogi	28
Rich Wong	23
acdcfan259	21
bobwrit	20
InfernoX14	19
Andy Baker	17
typharn91	17
Lions for First	15
Schnabel	14
Jeff Rodriguez	14
rsisk	13
Water Bandit23	13
FoXy92	12
KathieK	12
Enigma's puzzle	12
Michelle Celio	11
BlondeNerd	10
tim_reiher	10
Elgin Clock	9
boomergeek	8
Dan Swando	8
RMiller	8
Chris is me	8
Mr. Pockets	8
andrew348	7
George1902	5
FRC4ME	5
Diriye	4
Tito H.	4
"Big Mike"	4
Greg Needel	3
taylort	3
whlspacedude	3
ZakuAce	3
Alex Cormier	3
cobrawanabe1699	3
FlyingCrayons	3
GillSt.Bernards	3
Andrew Schreiber	2
CHI DONG08	2
Hachiban VIII	2
James1902	2
Jared341	2
Jay H 237	2
KarenH	2
Katie_UPS	2
NorviewsVeteran	2
Pat McCarthy	2
The Pre	2
basicxman	2
LittleSwimmer14	2
Raumiester2010	2
Rick TYler	2
Bharat Nain	1
Chief Pride	1
Cuog	1
Daniel_LaFleur	1
Dave Scheck	1
Dorienne	1
ExarKun666	1
Ioski	1
Kyle	1
Libby K	1
MoeMom	1
mtaman02	1
Protronie	1
Richard	1
skimoose	1
SushaK	1
Zach Purser	1
Zyik	1

Onward!