CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #260

[Chris is me]

A track from the album:

Well this is the story all about how
My life got flip turned upside down
Now won't you take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you all about how FIRST changes the world by inspiring students to pursue science and technology.

[notentry]Yes, I used my one allotted Reverse Bel-Air on the Caption Contest.[/notentry]

[EricH]

[NPOE] I remember this one too... Now I feel old.[/NPOE]

I could sure use the technology about now-- this alien is about to eat me, and all I want to do is get away so I can seem my kids! Come on, FIRST, invent something!

[Jeff Rodriguez]

[NPOE]Can I just use the original script as my entry? Nothing is as funny as 'I need more Science and Technology so I can stay home with my kids!'[/NPOE]

[ATannahill]

If it was not for my background in FIRST robotics I would not be able to repair x-ray machine. Although I am poor and caring for my son, I am glad I started in FIRST because it gave me a foundation for a successful career even if not in Science and Technology.

[Barry Bonzack]

1.
{npoe, I must answer a video caption, with a caption video}
Buzz Aldrin would argue what you need is a Rocket Experience.

2.
Yeah. Great. A true testimony. I have no idea why FIRST later decided to have guest speakers that have actually made an impact on the world of science and technology.

[JaneYoung]

Although it may not require a show of fireworks or the cleverness of a wordsmith, the day will soon come when through the advanced recognition and innovative developments of science and technology, independence and opportunity will be gained, proving once again that where there is a will, there is a way.

[GaryVoshol]

Will's kids must be more personable than my kids.

[Anna B.]

Apparently this guy has never experienced FIRST, because for six weeks in the winter I spend almost no time with my family.

[Wayne Doenges]

Director: "CUT!!! Will someone please reprogram the Will Smith robot? It keeps repeating "Science and Technology""

[Travis Hoffman]

KIDS! I need. more......SCIENCE and TECHNOLOGY!

I NEED. Y'ALL. TO. INVENT. MORE. STUFF (like a My, Robot Agent to keep me from making any more garbage like "Wild Wild West") so I can STAY. HOME. WITH MAH KIDS!
SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY......YEAHHHHHHH! And remember, buy Pro Tools! They pay me $100k every time I say "Pro Tools"! Pro Tools Pro Tools Pro Tools!

[Taylor]

(with apologies to Jersey Girl)

Would you people just shut the [heck] up with the ''Fresh Prince'' already?! He's a two-bit TV actor who won't be around any longer than it takes for the [pixels to form] on the [words] of the worthless [posts] you [wonderful people] write!

(silence)

[oops]

[npoe] edited for content [/npoe]

[Logan Byers]

Forget the cowbell! What we need is more science and technology!

"Guess what? I got a fever. And the only prescription is more science and technology."

[Karibou]

Will Smith: "I need more science and technology!...science and technology!...science and technology!...science and technology!"
Critic: "Hmm...he sounds like a broken record."
Critic 2: "I can see why someone would want to break one of his records"

[npoe]Yeah...I'm not exactly a Will Smith fan XD[/npoe]