Vending Machine

[SushaK]

gets a plane ticket and full expenses paid vacation to CA for a week

*puts in palm tree*

Post 1000

[ZInventor]

You get a really annoying holographic pop-up saying “you are the 1000th person to post in this thread, click here to claim your prize”


Puts in pop-up destroying virus!

[Burmeister #279]

you get a sentient super virus that causes pigs to fly and/or explode.

puts in a time machine

[demosthenes2k8]

But you get it back out before you put it in

Puts in antivirus software...and wonders if the vending machine uses *nix instead.

[SushaK]

Originally Posted by Burmeister #279

you get a sentient super virus that causes pigs to fly and/or explode.

gets: oink! oink! BOOM!

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gets blue screen of death

*puts in tech support*

[NorviewsVeteran]

Gets put on hold.


*puts in telephone that's been thrown across a room*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a dial tone. The old phones were unbreakable. Cell phones aren't

*inserts a bag of paint balls

[demosthenes2k8]

Gets them shot back out at you

Puts in a Tribble

[youngWilliam14]

recieves Pavel Chekov

puts in dilithium crystal

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a nice necklace and two matching earrings

*inserts a warp drive
(staying with the ST theme)

[youngWilliam14]

recives warp 9 travel to and charted planet

*puts in Captain Jean-Luc Picard*

[demosthenes2k8]

Gets Piers from Golden Sun. (If you don't get the reference... google is your friend)

*puts in house*

[Zipding]

You get a shack

Puts in shack