CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #260

[JaneYoung]

Although it may not require a show of fireworks or the cleverness of a wordsmith, the day will soon come when through the advanced recognition and innovative developments of science and technology, independence and opportunity will be gained, proving once again that where there is a will, there is a way.

[GaryVoshol]

Will's kids must be more personable than my kids.

[Anna B.]

Apparently this guy has never experienced FIRST, because for six weeks in the winter I spend almost no time with my family.

[Wayne Doenges]

Director: "CUT!!! Will someone please reprogram the Will Smith robot? It keeps repeating "Science and Technology""

[Travis Hoffman]

KIDS! I need. more......SCIENCE and TECHNOLOGY!

I NEED. Y'ALL. TO. INVENT. MORE. STUFF (like a My, Robot Agent to keep me from making any more garbage like "Wild Wild West") so I can STAY. HOME. WITH MAH KIDS!
SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY......YEAHHHHHHH! And remember, buy Pro Tools! They pay me $100k every time I say "Pro Tools"! Pro Tools Pro Tools Pro Tools!

[Taylor]

(with apologies to Jersey Girl)

Would you people just shut the [heck] up with the ''Fresh Prince'' already?! He's a two-bit TV actor who won't be around any longer than it takes for the [pixels to form] on the [words] of the worthless [posts] you [wonderful people] write!

(silence)

[oops]

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[Logan Byers]

Forget the cowbell! What we need is more science and technology!

"Guess what? I got a fever. And the only prescription is more science and technology."

[Karibou]

Will Smith: "I need more science and technology!...science and technology!...science and technology!...science and technology!"
Critic: "Hmm...he sounds like a broken record."
Critic 2: "I can see why someone would want to break one of his records"

[npoe]Yeah...I'm not exactly a Will Smith fan XD[/npoe]

[kramarczyk]

I need more science and technology so that I can get my next payday in MiB III. We need better computer graphics so that I can stay home with my kids. I want George Lucas to pick this one up, but he want me to act sincere and ya'll know I can't do that. So here's what we're going to do... in this year's kit of part you'll find some motion capture cameras and software.

<Will puts on denim shirt>

So here's your homework... use the motion capture gear to help build the motions for this years animation. I'm going to pick the best submission and bring that homie up to my crib and have them put a computer version of me over a performance by Dustin Hoffman. Yeah, definitely, yeah.

Lucas gets his performance, I get my payday, you get famous, and Dustin gets to use some of that Kung Fu that he picked up. We all win, see, it's thinking like this that got me out of Philly.

Science
Technology
You got it and I need it.

Peace, out.

[Mr. Pockets]

In a cruel twist Will Smith gave his kids yet another excuse to "celebrate science and technology" on their beloved wiis and 360s on his days off.

[Joe G.]

FIRST: Inspiring young minds, building families, and promoting Will Smith's music since 1989.

[Gary.C]

2 weeks after video is shown to a robotics team, a human cloning device is invented exclusively for Will Smith.