CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #261

[GaryVoshol]

Girl behind glass with wristband: "Waiting for Dean to begin running is almost as bad as waiting for him to finish speaking."

[Chief Pride]

Old Lady: Okay, I guess denim does make your bottom look good!

[JaneYoung]

Dean: I really hate it when a song sticks in my mind during moments like this.
*starts singing under his breath*:

Running on - running on empty
Running on - running blind
Running on - running into the sun
But I'm running behind...

Orion:
Yes, but remember the rest:
*finishes the song thought*:

Everyone I know, everywhere I go
People need some reason to believe
I don't know about anyone but me
If it takes all night, that'll be all right
If I can get you to smile before I leave.

Dean: Well, what are we waiting for, let's make 'em smile.

--
song: Running on Empty by Jackson Browne

[youngWilliam14]

Who will win the showdown of the century? The Hunter Orion or Denim-man? This Is FIRST: WWE for N3rds!

[Barry Bonzack]

Conversation amoung members in the crowd: "There is no way students designed the one on the denim team."

[AndyB]

Orion: Really—I'm the fastest robot in the nation and you pit me against this guy? He'll be lucky to avoid chafing!

[Lil' Lavery]

Dean lost.

[Daniel_LaFleur]

... and then Dean showed us why he prefers robotics over athletics.

[Matt Attallah]

You turn to the right and you can ride out of this. You turn to the left and you see how deep the rabbit hole gets...

[Gary.C]

Orion : Dean, why are you taking a break before you even started.

[Wayne Doenges]

Miss Seggy (the Segway): "Orion, if you win this race I will be yours forever."
Orion: "Just watch my dust."
*Orion looses*
Miss Seggy: "Oh Dean, I will be yours forever."

[NorviewsVeteran]

Dean: I give you 6 weeks and this is what I get back?

[Joe G.]

Although Orion got off to an early lead, Dean's height allowed him to cross under the overpass undeterred, while orion got hung up on a trackball. Afterwords, a thrilled Dean commented "This had to be the one year we took away human players..."

[kramarczyk]

I always knew Dean would go places...

[Billfred]

It's still Monday!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Akash Rastogi

NOW PRESENTING HEELYS, FOR ADULTS!

ALMOST AS ENTERTAINING AS wackywavinginflatablearmflailingtubeman!!!!

YOU'LL LAUGH, YOU'LL CRY, YOU'LL RACE TINY PLUNGERHEADED ROBOTS!!!

IN STORES NOWWWWWW!!!!!

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Barry Bonzack

Conversation amoung members in the crowd: "There is no way students designed the one on the denim team."

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Daniel_LeFleur
2) Matt Attallah
3) Travis Hoffman
4) Taylor
5) Karibou
6) Mr. Pockets
7) KarenH
8) rsisk
9) JaneYoung
10) GaryVoshol
11) Al Skierkiewicz
12) lingomaniac88
13) rocketperson44
14) kramarczyk

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by AndyB

Orion: Really—I'm the fastest robot in the nation and you pit me against this guy? He'll be lucky to avoid chafing!

Which means the scores are:

Akash Rastogi	10
Barry Bonzack	5
AndyB	3
Al Skierkiewicz	2
Daniel_LeFleur	2
GaryVoshol	2
JaneYoung	2
KarenH	2
Karibou	2
kramarczyk	2
lingomaniac88	2
Matt Attallah	2
Mr. Pockets	2
rocketperson44	2
rsisk	2
Taylor	2
Travis Hoffman	2
bobwrit	1
CHI DONG08	1
Chief Pride	1
Chris is me	1
dodar	1
Don Rotolo	1
EricH	1
Lil' Lavery	1
NorviewsVeteran	1
rtfgnow	1
Steve W	1
Wayne Doenges	1
youngWilliam14	1

Onward!