CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #262

[KarenH]

Press Release:

Local Robotics Team Invents Revolutionary MRI Machine

This new device takes Magnetic Resonance Imaging to the next level, where the patient need not remain motionless. In fact, its scanning technology is so advanced it can even capture and diagnose reluctant patients without the use of external restraints!

Medical, law enforcement, and veterinary professionals will find it useful for scanning the mentally ill, small children, criminals--even wild animals. Includes lie detector at no extra charge.

Contact Team Wildstang for ordering information.

[GaryVoshol]

This is what happens when you steal from Beatty - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9cvZ_HKrCw - the built in super-secret decoder-ring comes in the design. And when it's activated,the robot turns on you.

[Wayne Doenges]

Here we see Wild Stang's answer to the problem of having enough 2009 playng pieces. It can replicate any Cell from organic or inorganic material thus it's also great for the environment. Here we see it ingesting a UDT (Unidentified Dead Thing).

[Al Skierkiewicz]

This is Raul's way of being "one with the bot" by getting a new perspective on mechanical design. Successful as it was, it needs more work before being released on an unsuspecting public.

[Matt Attallah]

"Hey, look! A Cheeto!!"

[rsisk]

Failed Marketing Concept #203: Wild Stang bed pillows.

[JaneYoung]

Raul couldn't find his thinking cap so he improvised, showing the true and full measure of being a geek.

[Daniel_LaFleur]

And this, boys and girls, is what happends when you attempt to shut off one of our robotic overlords.

[dodar]

OK OK!!! We wont stick you in the crate without a nightlight!

[lingomaniac88]

In 2009, Wildstang built a robot that could rip people's heads off. By threatening referees and opposing pilots, they managed to breeze through Einstein undefeated and take the championship title.

I don't even want to know what kind of monstrosities they committed to earn the Chairman's Award a few years back...

[AndyB]

Save a life. Become an organ donor.

[kramarczyk]

Upcoming Military Robot Could Feed on Dead Bodies

<npoe>I couldn't stop myself</npoe>

[Travis Hoffman]

Robot: "Mama Mia! Dat's a spicy meathead-a!"