CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #265

[lingomaniac88]

Everyone wants a third alliance. Team 270 even came to the NYC regional preparing for the debut of the black alliance. Boy, were they disappointed.

[DonRotolo]

May the Schwartz be with you.

[Mr. Pockets]

(Photo is passed about at annual super-villain convention)

Joker: Ha, Vader is that you? Ha ha wow! What, have they got you speaking at FIRST competitions now? Going all GP and geek, eh?

Vader: What? Never! I wasn't there for the competition. I was just, uh...scouting about to see if there were any good battle robot designs for another bid to take over the gal-

(Sauron leans over the Joker's shoulder to see the photo)

Sauron: Vader! Are those...those aren't safety googles, are they?

Vader: Silence! They wouldn't let me in without them.

(Joker and Sauron burst into laughter)

Vader thinking to himself: Curse you FIRST. At this rate Voldemort is going to be calling me for tech support. My reputation as a super-villain is RUINED! RUINED!!!!!!!

[Gary.C]

No, no, no. You've got this all wrong, guys. Obviously, this picture was taken a long time ago. This was the FIRST ever Darth Vader created in history. I always wondered what happened to the best mentor in history.

[Barry Bonzack]

Aliens from the future (actually, past) to assist dean with ideas about his robotic arm.

[GaryVoshol]

Can you imagine the fund-raising that team had to do to get to the Championship?

[MissInformation]

As an absentee father, Darth never did build a healthy relationship with Luke, so he decided to try harder with his younger son... "Billfred... who's your daddy..."

[Al Skierkiewicz]

It just goes to show you that even a master of the dark side of the Force can't protect himself from flying debris in the pits. In actuality this is scene from an upcoming movie "The Force meets FRC", but you know the ending.

[Cynette]

While the prototype of the death ray goggles seemed awkward to Vader, he was surprised at how easily they allowed him to move around the robot development proving grounds.

[Travis Hoffman]

At last, it was revealed to all that all green shirts are actually Dark Lords of the Sith in disguise.

Here we see their leader with a public service threat...er....announcement for all the non-compliant little FRC kiddies out there:

*Shakes fist menacingly* "You don't know the POWERRRRRRRRRRRR....of the Underwriters Laboratories FRC Safety Advisors!"

[Wayne Doenges]

Clark Kent/Superman: "If you put on these glasses no one will recognize you. I've been doing it for years and no one has caught on."
Skywalker/Vader: "OK, I'll give it try."
Little kid: "Mister, have you seen Darth Vader?"
Skywalker/Vader: "I think he's over by the concession stand."
*Little kid walks off*
Skywalker/Vader: "Wow these really work."

[bobwrit]

*Vader walks up to a teams pit*
Vader: What does this do *starts playing with the electronics*
Team:NOOOOO!
Vader: What?*shorts battery, magic smoke from arm*
Vader: I thought these things were supposed to protect me!?!?!?!
*Team Facepalm*

[Rich Wong]

Originally Posted by MissInformation

As an absentee father, Darth never did build a healthy relationship with Luke, so he decided to try harder with his younger son... "Billfred... who's your daddy..."

*Very disappointed*

All my bets were on MissInformation for back-to-back Burn Awards.