"Quotes" that were said during build season

[Kimmeh]

Talking about modifying the 'bot for an offseason event.
Josh: How many wheels can we use?
Brandon: As many as we want.
Josh: Lets just put them all on! Screw these tough boxes!
Brandon: Well there is a weight limit. *Goes off on some comment about antigravity*
(Mentor) Brian: Now you've gone from the practical to absurd.


Cody: If I stick this allen wrench into this ground socket, will it electrocute me?
Me: I wouldn't do that if I were you. There's not wood...All I see is metal. And that means no one is going to try and stop the current. You're screwed. Haha.


Cody: I might not be able to go to Relay For Life. Marc is then. I care more about Marc than saving people from cancer.
Me: Glad to see your priorities are right.


(Mentor) Brian: [I'm here to make] snide motivational comments.

[demosthenes2k8]

"Is it a sport?" Asked quite frequently today...

also, "If it compiles properly, recompile. You did something wrong."

Pokey: "The phases of build season...well...we find out about the game, then we design it..." *pauses for a long moment, trying to remember the mentor's exact wording* "and panic. Panic supercedes all of those."

[Karibou]

"If you can't impress them with driving, baffle them with BS (bad shooting)"

[Chris/Fish]

"We designed the cart!"
"Oh yeah? we designed an entire religion based around the cart"

Sadly, this is true.

[demosthenes2k8]

Does it beat Kamenism? Kamenism even has holy water! (Dean's purified water at GSR)

[Akash Rastogi]

Air leak incident

me:"Did you find the leak in the system yet?"
sophomore:"what system?"
me:"......the pneumatics......you know....on the robot... -.-"
sophomore:"...ohhh....wait...what robot "
me:"OURS!!!! "

[samir13k]

Chris Elston to me at the stands in IRI when i was contradicting him:

"Put your safety glasses on so i can hit you in the face" lol (in a joking manner of course)

[Chris is me]

"Why are you wearing your safety glasses to breakfast?"

"Exploding bacon."

[youngWilliam14]

"be careful, the feet on the bottom of the trophies fall off"
*knocks feet off of trophy*

[LadyinthePit]

Clint:"Oh, demin master!"

Clint was one of our new recruits. He worships Dean Kamen. I'm not even kidding.

Jennie:"This is driving me crazy!"
Paul:"Nice pun."

Sometimes I really hate our team name...

[FRC4ME]

There's this kid named Rachel on our team (just graduated) who talked constantly about everything you could imagine. The following has been written on our blackboard for the past three years:

    NORMAL
                                 A O-------------------O B
 CONVERSATION
                                             /\
                                             |
                                             |
    RACHEL                                  /
                                 A O-------/     /-----O B
 CONVERSATION                                   /
                                               |
                                               |
                                              \/

She gets her very own asymptote.

[Karibou]

"..Rode on the Cobot" -Me
Let's just say I was a little stressed at the beginning of our demo today...this is what happens.

[Millory]

"Oh, I get why we have Toy Story band-aids!!! The character Woody, and then in FIRST, we have Woodie Flowers. Woody = Woodie? I get it! I GET IT!"

-Me during a moment of enlightenment regarding first-aid equipment found in an arbitrarily placed safety-supplies box.

[gr8dragon]

During physics class with other non-team 188 students.
The class is just fooling around because the teacher left the room and is next door. Few minutes later he walks in and points out what each and everyone of us was doing during is absence. It was magical how he saw us while in the other room.
*student from team* "Man it's amazing how he knows"
*random student* "Mr. ___ sees everything man..."
*me* "...but can he see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?"
It was quite funny in the moment.

[FRC4ME]

"That's not necessarily necessary."
-339 programming mentor - gotta love him