CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #266

[Cody Carey]

"That's, ahh... that's a surfboard all right! Looks like a '57 Chevy I used to have"

[Gary.C]

Wildstang Member: Hey that's our board what are you doing?
Aidan: Hey, you guys won the world champs, so why don't you guys just go build one.

[Travis Hoffman]

At Hang Ten High Colonics, our procedures are always "radical", and we guarantee you'll leave feeling "gnarly".

[DonRotolo]

Um, this is NOT what I meant when I suggested we "do the wave" in Atlanta...

[Akash Rastogi]

NPOE- I think my score is wrong/ not updated?

[Billfred]

Originally Posted by Akash Rastogi

NPOE- I think my score is wrong/ not updated?

Upon further review, he's right--it missed the spreadsheet. Fixed now--Akash is tied for the lead. (Both he and Mark have 21 points over 5 entries, meaning the average is the same. He actually has a bit of a lead, in that A comes before K.)

[AndyB]

It's easy to tell Aiden is experiencing the ultimate rush. The expression on his face is priceless, but the color of the water behind him says it all.

[Wayne Doenges]

Aidan: "Maybe I shouldn't have eaten all those beans last night."

[Akash Rastogi]

Aiden: Lavery, say it don't spray it!

[Barry Bonzack]

Auditioning for Letterman's "Does it float" segment

[Daniel_LaFleur]

Picture taken 3 seconds after Lavery plays the 'Jaws' theme over the loudspeakers.

[kramarczyk]

Photographer: Note to self use a telephoto lens next time... it hurts less.

[MissInformation]

Little over a year ago Aidan began to live recklessly... he took up porcupine wrangling, bungee jumping with alligators, and surfing during tsunamis... but nothing he did, no matter how scary, or dangerous, could erase the image that filled his head every night and drove him to these reckless deeds: Paul's lips descending towards the squealing pig...

[Rich Wong]

Announcer:

"Attention! Attention!
Code RED, Code RED. Double Code RED!!

We have simultaneous field ruptures on Newton & Einstein.
All referees and volunteers to their escape pods."

[Billfred]

Here we go! (Isn't move-in weekend at college so much fun when you're the older graduated brother?)

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by lingomaniac88

Aidan: I'm sick and tired of hearing you people complain about <G14>. From now on, anyone who complains about the rules will be bombarded by 10,000 cubic meters of dihydrogen monoxide.
Everyone on CD: Um... dude, we all know that you're talking about water.
Aidan: Oh, right. For a second I forgot that we're all nerds here.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Travis Hoffman

At Hang Ten High Colonics, our procedures are always "radical", and we guarantee you'll leave feeling "gnarly".

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Daniel_LaFleur
2) Akash Rastogi
3) EricH
4) JaneYoung
5) Mr. Pockets
6) AndyB
7) rsisk
8) Don Rotolo
9) Karibou
10) Taylor
11) MissInformation
12) kramarczyk

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by GaryVoshol

Aidan tests the referee training apparatus for a future game. Then thinks about how some of the older rounder refs* will look in striped speedos. "Eeeww!"

(Ironically, the one time I've refereed at an event was the one where speedos were almost necessary.)

Which means the scores are:

lingomaniac88	28
Akash Rastogi	23
kramarczyk	23
Travis Hoffman	22
AndyB	17
rocketperson44	13
Barry Bonzack	12
GaryVoshol	12
JaneYoung	12
Karibou	12
Daniel_LaFleur	11
Mr. Pockets	11
Taylor	11
rsisk	10
Rich Wong	9
Don Rotolo	9
dodar	8
EricH	8
rtfgnow	8
MissInformation	7
Matt Attallah	7
bobwrit	7
Wayne Doenges	7
Chris is me	6
Al Skierkiewicz	5
Steve W	5
KarenH	4
CHI DONG08	4
Cynette	3
RMiller	2
Tito H.	2
Chief Pride	1
Cody Carey	1
Katie_UPS	1
Lil' Lavery	1
NorviewsVeteran	1
Stephen of REX	1
Stormnnormn	1
youngWilliam14	1

Onward!