CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #276

[EricH]

[TV pitchman voice]But wait, there's more! Call NOW and not only will you get one of our limited edition Open Tetras©, we'll TRIPLE the offer, AND throw in free delivery TO ANY POINT WE CAN REACH! Call now, our delivery team is standing by![/TV pitchman voice]

[dodar]

From the inventors as such things as box stacker and ball shooter comes...TRIANGLE PICKER-UPPER!!!!!

[ATannahill]

Person 1: Why did we make this?
person 2: So rtfgnow can point out to Billfred that he has influence on where Billfred sleeps and can make it uncomfortable without breaking the OTHER Heidi Foster Rule.
everyone: ahhhh

[BrendanB]

In a deepish sort of voice- (one person) Hey check it out.... we made it pick up three tetras... pretty cool huh. And it has diamond plate. But we don't know if it works.... just a side note.
(second person) SWEEEEEEEET!!!

[delsaner]

Its looks like they are getting ready for the new game. I had no idea the new game was a mix of Stack Attack and Triple Play. O__o

[DonRotolo]

It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide.

[lingomaniac88]

January 2005: team 276 opens a fast-food restaurant as a spin-off of Domino's with an innovative slogan:
"Tetras. You've got two minutes."

December 2007: Domino's introduces a new ad campaign with their new slogan, "You've got 30."

October 2009: Team 276 sues Domino's for copying their slogan.

[rsisk]

Sure, anybody could lift three tetras, but snagging four robot builders at the same time will definitely get you a Innovation award

[Taylor]

"How does it run - 12V battery?"

"Naw, MULLET POWER!"

[AndyB]

Though three tetras look really heavy, they only plan on competing in Canada where, due to the use of the metric system, the load will be much lighter.