CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #279

[Taylor]

This official timeout is brought to you by
BAAAAAALLLLLLLL RAAAAAANNNNDOMIIIIIZERRRRRRRRRRR

[EricH]

The Trackball Surfing Competition finals are about to begin. The refs are there to award points based on pain, humiliation, style, crowd amusement, and distance. An addition to the finals rounds is the ability to enter the Caption Contest as a victim, rated on a scale from -infinity to Billfred. If you wish to challenge any rulings, you must stand on a trackball in the challenge zone until you have finished presenting your case.

[ATannahill]

A CHA CHA, wait, where did my top hat go?

Dude, Ditch the cane, it's time for the CAN CAN.

Crowd averts their eyes.

[RMiller]

And now for your entertainment purposes only, we present Trackball Volleyball with our fearless referees as contestants!

[Chris is me]

Who's got big balls?

[npoe]I'lll get a better one soon[npoe]

[rsisk]

Psst, hey dudes, yeah you guys on the zebra team.... the driver station is at the END of the playing field.

[GaryVoshol]

If we stand behind these trackballs, we don't look quite so round in comparison. Either that, or stripes really are slimming.

[dodar]

to speed up the field reset time, FIRST mutated referees to have giant trackballs instead a legs

[JaneYoung]

Kicking it into overdrive, the refs ruled, kept teams on track, didn't blur the lines, kept their bladders from leaking, and tried not to run over Dan with their super-sized lineup. At the end of the day, they had run out of gas but still had plenty of hot air to spare.

[DonRotolo]

Here we see some of the preliminary results of the Purdue miniaturization project. The billiards balls in the foreground can be used for scale comparison.


[NPOE] Gary, that -infinity is going to take a long time to recover from. Trust me, I know[/NPOE]

[lingomaniac88]

The IRI Planning Committee invited a special guest to give a lecture at IRI in 2008:

Sigmund Freud: "And looking at the referees on the field standing behind those big trackballs, it looks like you're all in for quite an interesting discussion."

Referees: (nervously) "Uh oh..."

[Barry Bonzack]

...and the judges of the "Everything is cooler when it's BIGGER" engineering fair have decided 1st prize goes to the worlds largest Newton's Cradle.

[GillSt.Bernards]

referee 1: hmm i wonder if i could crawl inside and run around like a hampster
referee 2: nah you'd need a moon rock for that