CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #279

[rsisk]

Psst, hey dudes, yeah you guys on the zebra team.... the driver station is at the END of the playing field.

[GaryVoshol]

If we stand behind these trackballs, we don't look quite so round in comparison. Either that, or stripes really are slimming.

[dodar]

to speed up the field reset time, FIRST mutated referees to have giant trackballs instead a legs

[JaneYoung]

Kicking it into overdrive, the refs ruled, kept teams on track, didn't blur the lines, kept their bladders from leaking, and tried not to run over Dan with their super-sized lineup. At the end of the day, they had run out of gas but still had plenty of hot air to spare.

[DonRotolo]

Here we see some of the preliminary results of the Purdue miniaturization project. The billiards balls in the foreground can be used for scale comparison.


[NPOE] Gary, that -infinity is going to take a long time to recover from. Trust me, I know[/NPOE]

[lingomaniac88]

The IRI Planning Committee invited a special guest to give a lecture at IRI in 2008:

Sigmund Freud: "And looking at the referees on the field standing behind those big trackballs, it looks like you're all in for quite an interesting discussion."

Referees: (nervously) "Uh oh..."

[Barry Bonzack]

...and the judges of the "Everything is cooler when it's BIGGER" engineering fair have decided 1st prize goes to the worlds largest Newton's Cradle.

[GillSt.Bernards]

referee 1: hmm i wonder if i could crawl inside and run around like a hampster
referee 2: nah you'd need a moon rock for that

[J93Wagner]

Sorry, I realized my original post had I negative connotation.

In its place, I give thee:

This time on Candid Camera. These three referees are on the lookout for penalties, only to find that sitting on the track balls will land you on your back.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

"I told them I would ref. I would wear the funny shirt and pledge to be fair. I even told them I would do a belly check when needed to check for line infractions. But will you look at that plastic in the center of the field! Who is going to clean that? I told them I don't do windows!"

[delsaner]

Yea sure, they each have their own ball, but wheres their other balls? They need more balls.

[AndyB]

The large balls are just over-compensation for the lack of whistles.

[Chris is me]

Tired of coaches complaining about call after call, the referees arm themselves with giant trackballs, ready to chuck at the next challenger.