CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #280

[AndyB]

Coming this summer... Tremors V: Robot Death Worms.

Everybody get in the truck!

[GillSt.Bernards]

Thank you thank you. Me! oh no it was all you. Thank you thank you all

[Katie_UPS]

Go fast, turn left?

[Travis Hoffman]

Even the presence of legally-designed bumpers could not quell the dread the little bot felt as it ventured out onto the New England roadways among the millions of insane drivers who terrorize that region daily.

[kramarczyk]

Stars and Stripes trekkin, across the universe, only going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse.

[BrendanB]

Yep this driver just got his license. He slow down/stops on red.

[Ryan Simpson]

Once upon a time, there was a little robot that had a big task. It had to get all the way to the end of the parade. The beginning was easy, so the little blue robot had not trouble at all. Then, it comes upon a big hill. As it begins its way up the hill, it says "I think I can. I think I can. I think I can." It climbs and climbs, until...it runs out of battery. As the rest of the parade leaves it behind, the little blue robot says, "I thought I could. I thought I could. I thought I could."

Moral of the Story: Always Bring Spare Batteries

[delsaner]

You claimed that the robot handled everything you threw at it... Did it handle nukes?? ICBM's?? GAU-8 Gatling gun?? Can it handle those??

[Billfred]

Okay, here we go!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Rich Wong

Robot: “Hey, move it! Beep, beep, beep!
You drive like an Edsel. Move it! Honk! Honk!
Hey you make me miss the light again and I’m late for work. Beep, beep!
What’s the matter, you can find the gas pedal? Beeeeeeep!”


Student on the truck: “This year our robot pick up some really bad driving habits after going to the NYC Regional! “

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Taylor

The robot can keep up because it's got speed holes.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) rtfgnow
2) Al Skierkiewicz
3) Ryan Simpson
4) BrendanB
5) JaneYoung
6) EricH
7) lingomaniac88
8) GaryVoshol
9) Don Rotolo
10) Travis Hoffman

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by NorviewsVeteran

237 just couldn't seem to score on one trailer in particular; the alleged "non-regulation wheels" were to be named the cause by some. Others simply said, "Please dude, don't get behind the horses again."

Which means the scores are:

Travis Hoffman	57
GaryVoshol	57
Ryan Simpson	56
lingomaniac88	56
Taylor	49
rsisk	48
AndyB	47
JaneYoung	47
Don Rotolo	42
Mr. Pockets	39
EricH	38
Akash Rastogi	37
kramarczyk	36
Karibou	30
rtfgnow	30
Wayne Doenges	29
Chris is me	26
Al Skierkiewicz	26
rocketperson44	24
Barry Bonzack	23
Rich Wong	22
dodar	21
Katie_UPS	17
NorviewsVeteran	15
delsaner	15
bobwrit	14
MissInformation	13
Daniel_LaFleur	12
Steve W	9
Matt Attallah	7
BrendanB	7
CHI DONG08	7
GillSt.Bernards	7
KarenH	4
DRAKE343	3
FinleyM	3
Greg Needel	3
RMiller	3
Cynette	3
Austin H	2
Boydean	2
Jared341	2
Rick TYler	2
Tito H.	2
J93Wagner	2
jmanela	2
andrew348	1
Chief Pride	1
Cody Carey	1
dman14	1
Lil' Lavery	1
Mrs.Drake343	1
Spiffizzle	1
Stephen of REX	1
Stormnnormn	1
youngWilliam14	1

Onward!