FIOS Users -- You are Warned!

[Andrew Schreiber]

In an effort to combat the unintended side effect of my joke I will try to spark a little intelligent discussion.

(b) transmit uninvited communications, data or information, or engage in other similar activities, including without limitation, "spamming", "flaming" or denial of service attacks;
(f) engage in conduct that is defamatory, fraudulent, obscene or deceptive;
(h) engage in any conduct harmful to the Verizon network, the Internet generally or other Internet users;
(j) use the Service to violate any rule, policy or guideline of Verizon;
(l) use the Service in Cuba, Iran, North Korea, Sudan and Syria or any other E:1 Country as designated by the Department of Commerce.

Are some other interesting snippets.

b) I wonder what would happen if I emailed Verizon saying that one of their customers was sending me unwanted emails (not spam, just I don't want to talk to them)

f) Does this mean no politicians can have FIOS? What about bloggers? Comedians?

h) So, no YouTube eh?

j) Does this include internal guidelines? It doesn't really say.

l) Wait, I can't get FIOS where I live but they have lines in Cuba? And more importantly, what if I am in Iran on business and remote into a machine connected to FIOS, does this violate their rules?

Verizon may, but is not required to, monitor your compliance, or the compliance of other subscribers, with the terms, conditions or policies of this Agreement and AUP

I'm not joking around about this, it scares the CRAP out of me. I don't even do anything illegal but I don't like being monitored (or them having the right to monitor me)

In all honesty though, free speech doesn't come into play. Verizon's lines are Verizon's lines, if they want to tell me that I can't use them to transmit a picture of dinosaur bones because Verizon is anti evolution that is their right.