CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #282

[AndyB]

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

[jmanela]

Look Ma, No Hands!

[Taylor]

New entry:
La Guerilla: Look how many left-handed screwdrivers, board straighteners, wire stretchers, and metric crescent wrenches I can juggle!

[Wayne Doenges]

Guy on Right: "OK, in this scene I want you the extrapolate Pi to the 1000th position."
Student: Good Gosh man, I'm a high school student not Woodie Flowers!"

[Q. Sheets]

Volunteer: Why isn't anyone on your team wearing the sweet gorilla suit??
Student: I don't know... all the sweet gorillas graduated?!?

[Barry Bonzack]

::Singing::

"Who took the cookie from the cookie jar"

[kramarczyk]

At the scene of a FiM visa checkpoint.

[Mr. Pockets]

Inspector (with creepy voice): "Halt, In order for your robot to pass inspection you must correctly answer three questions."
Student: "Uhhh, okay...I guess."
Inspector: "First question: What is your name?"
Student: "Guy from las Guerrillas.
Inspector: "What is your quest?"
Student: "To graciously kick butt in this competition."
Inspector: "What ... color are Dave Lavery's favorite underwear?"
Student: "I don't know the answer to tha... WWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHH (student is sucked into a bottomless pit of random doom).

[Ryan Simpson]

Where did our legs go?

[Karibou]

Volunteer: "...so you see, you guys actually won that last match."
Student: "O...kay...I don't know how you got to that conclusion, but it works. Sooooo...opa*!?"


*in the non-fish sense

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Ok, let's try this again, where is your team?
Where is robot?
Where is your coach?
Where are your drivers?
Are you entered in this event?
Do you know why you are here?
Who am I?
Have you seen Woodie Flowers?
Do you know what day it is, what time?
Who dressed you this morning?
Where's your mommie?
Would you like some ice cream?
Do you speak english or are you just playing with me?
Sheesh, they told me that this might be a frustrating experience, but NNNNOOOOOO! I thought I could handle it.
Where's the volunteer coordinator, I quit?!?
Oh, that you know the answer to!!!

[BrendanB]

New referee to new student:

ref: "So whats this about g14? They just grabbed me off the street, handed me a shirt, and name tag."

student: "Don't look at me they just woke me up at 6 and handed me a shirt."

[AndyB]

Originally Posted by Mr. Pockets

Inspector (with creepy voice): "Halt, In order for your robot to pass inspection you must correctly answer three questions."
Student: "Uhhh, okay...I guess."
Inspector: "First question: What is your name?"
Student: "Guy from las Guerrillas.
Inspector: "What is your quest?"
Student: "To graciously kick butt in this competition."
Inspector: "What ... color are Dave Lavery's favorite underwear?"
Student: "I don't know the answer to tha... WWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHH (student is sucked into a bottomless pit of random doom).

+1

[RMiller]

Where's the food I was promised?

[Billfred]

Finally! (I blame recovering from the Columbia FLL Regional Qualifying Tournament for the delay. Fun, but boy it'll kill 'ya!)

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by JaneYoung

Lunacy mentoring during the skills practice test for YMCA:

Exactly what part of Y don't you understand? You know your team has gone ape over the fact that you have qualified for this, so no monkey business - I mean it.

469 team member: Y oh I thought you wanted WHY?

Lunacy mentor: Why would I ask for Why when I know why and only want Y?
Ok, you've got M, now C.

469 team member: Now see what?

Lunacy mentor: *mutters* what is he going to do when we get to the Chicken Dance? ok... C ...

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Taylor

New entry:
La Guerilla: Look how many left-handed screwdrivers, board straighteners, wire stretchers, and metric crescent wrenches I can juggle!

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Karibou
2) EricH
3) Al Skierkiewicz
4) Ryan Simpson
5) rsisk
6) Travis Hoffman
7) lingomaniac88
8) Don Rotolo
9) NorviewsVeteran
10) AndyB
11) Mr. Pockets
12) Wayne Doenges

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by rtfgnow

When Is Billfred going to shave?

Which means the scores are:

JaneYoung	67
GaryVoshol	60
lingomaniac88	60
Ryan Simpson	59
Travis Hoffman	59
Taylor	56
rsisk	52
AndyB	49
Don Rotolo	47
Mr. Pockets	42
EricH	41
Akash Rastogi	39
kramarczyk	37
Karibou	33
Wayne Doenges	33
rtfgnow	32
Al Skierkiewicz	30
Chris is me	28
Barry Bonzack	24
rocketperson44	24
Rich Wong	22
dodar	22
Katie_UPS	18
NorviewsVeteran	17
delsaner	16
bobwrit	14
MissInformation	13
BrendanB	13
Daniel_LaFleur	12
Steve W	9
Matt Attallah	7
CHI DONG08	7
GillSt.Bernards	7
KarenH	4
RMiller	4
DRAKE343	3
FinleyM	3
Greg Needel	3
Cynette	3
J93Wagner	3
jmanela	3
Austin H	2
Boydean	2
Jared341	2
Rick TYler	2
Tito H.	2
andrew348	1
Chief Pride	1
Cody Carey	1
dman14	1
Lil' Lavery	1
Mrs.Drake343	1
Q. Sheets	1
Spiffizzle	1
Stephen of REX	1
Stormnnormn	1
youngWilliam14	1

Onward!