"Quotes" that were said during build season

[Zach O]

Two of the biggest and most fun ones for our team,

"BOOM! LEFTED!"

"Your killing me!"

[Rion Atkinson]

"um. Guys, we have a problem"

"Wrong, we have an issue."

[Bananna]

Not technically from build season, but...
(Reading from a scouting sheet, under collection system)
"Sucks balls? Hey, that's not very graciously professional!"

[ICntIHaveRbtics]

"The stripper bit me!"

one of the students cut his hand with the wire strippers =D

[FIRSTtm134]

Me: Uhhh... Kelly...
Mr. David Kelly (Mentor): Yes Jeff?
Me: Uhm... I cut the wrong cord....
Mr. Kelly: WHAT!?!?

[Karibou]

While playing Pokemon...

"Chris is me: to avoid a <g14> I play a pokemon to your bench"

(^why he is awesome)

[BEEKMAN]

Originally Posted by ICntIHaveRbtics

"The stripper bit me!"

one of the students cut his hand with the wire strippers =D

hahahahahahahahahahah

i read this and went, hay, that happened to me! started posting saying the same thing happened on our team,.....tean realized it was you

[RoseJ]

Where's the punch?
Check Rose's pockets.
or
Rosie, where's the punch?
(^^Me; I love to use the punch.)
~
Joe, your taxes are due.
~
Hey, -insert name here-, gullible is written on the ceiling.
(There's a piece of tape on the ceiling that actually says 'gullible' on it.)
~
Hey, Nic, go get me the left-handed screwdriver. (20 mins or so later after him looking for one) Nic- Hey, wait, is there even a difference?

[Thuvishan.R]

This was said from a team mate

Person1:"WHY DID YOU JUST DRILL THAT HOLE YOUR 2 INCHES OFF!"
person 2: " don't worry about it it will just be a lightening hole"

another

"THIRTY SECONDS!!"

[Brandon_L]

"go get that piece off of last years bot"

*30 min later*

"Dude you took apart the entire thing!?!?!"

[basicxman]

"We need a floppy drive!!" "You mean the one I just threw at you?"

[AcesJames]

"We need more zip ties"

"Alright, get me some pink ones, Derek hates them"

Derek (Drive Team): "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

[Ben_R_R]

"But it's not intentional if it happens accidentally every match!"
- Student, pushing it.

"So they use the robots to pick up the mummies and put them in the pyramids?"
"That's the idea, yes."
"Right, because the ancient Egyptians used robots to entomb their mummies all the time."
- Conversation about a VEX game

[demosthenes2k8]

Me: "What if we put [freshman] in the robot?" (I ask this every year at some point)
Student: "But-but-but, all decorations need to be friendly!"

[thurston2619]

"basically we want to build a sexy sandwich"
- mechanical/CAD team member

"i'm so excited if i had a ..... i would have jizzed in my pants"
- the quietest girl on our team after a brainstorming session

"if you are making people angry you are leading correctly"
- mentor when telling the leadership why it's okay to not make everyone happy

"wait... I'm allowed to have a personal life?? when did this happen??"
-me talking to a mentor about why i was stressed and couldn't leave robotics