CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #284

[JaneYoung]

Barry Bonzack's campaign for Going Green:

Got goo?
Got garbage?

How about - gobs of green globs of slime?

Got that?

Barry is way out in front, leading the pack in the run for Going Green with his gooiest slimiest globs of garbage on a stick. He'll either sink or swim but no matter what, Barry is going going gone with the Going Green campaign.

[Mr. Pockets]

Guys, look what I just found! It's all the money I could be saving by switching to Geico!

[Al Skierkiewicz]

You know, I watch the Discovery Channel and those guys have really great tools to pick up water samples. How come I get this cheap stick with a few nails in it and a Walmart bag? Can this even be called science?!?

[Ryan Simpson]

While cleaning, Barry has also been searching for the infamous moonfish. So far, no luck.

[kramarczyk]

Barry recruiting team sponsors at roadside.

Look at the bag of discarded waste contaminating our planet swinging back and forth... back and forth. You are getting sleepy; your eye's are becoming heavy... very heavy. You are feeling the desire to invest in science and technology. You are in a deep, deep sleep. You want to contribute to the betterment of society. You must sponsor a FIRST team. You must inspire society. You must sponsor a FIRST team. You must mentor a FIRST team. You must... HEY! Watch it! Stay on your side of the white line, buddy!

Maybe I should just focus on parked cars.

[Barry Bonzack]

:: During the the 1604 new member orientation ::

Inquiring mind: So Barry, tell us about all of the exciting things we will get to do and see if we become members of the Harmony Hurricanes?

Barry: Funny you should ask...

[Billfred]

Okay, okay, here we go!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by kramarczyk

Barry recruiting team sponsors at roadside.

Look at the bag of discarded waste contaminating our planet swinging back and forth... back and forth. You are getting sleepy; your eye's are becoming heavy... very heavy. You are feeling the desire to invest in science and technology. You are in a deep, deep sleep. You want to contribute to the betterment of society. You must sponsor a FIRST team. You must inspire society. You must sponsor a FIRST team. You must mentor a FIRST team. You must... HEY! Watch it! Stay on your side of the white line, buddy!

Maybe I should just focus on parked cars.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by AndyB

Go Go Gadget: Pick-up-the-nasty-crap.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Barry Bonzack
2) Karibou
3) EricH
4) NorviewsVeteran
5) BrendanB
6) Don Rotolo
7) Taylor
8) Ryan Simpson
9) delsaner

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by GaryVoshol

Crocodile Hunter voiceover: "Here we see the plastic hunter snag the wild polyethylene. Notice how he uses a PVC capture pole to hide his scent. Crikey! Watch out for the defensive water bag! You don't want that slime on you."

It wasn't until they got to the editing room that they realized the footage could never be used. The barrier wall of the plastic wildlife reserve was in the shot. It was all staged!

(Bad footage is a killer.)

Which means the scores are:

JaneYoung	69
GaryVoshol	65
Ryan Simpson	63
lingomaniac88	62
Travis Hoffman	61
Taylor	60
kramarczyk	57
AndyB	54
rsisk	54
Don Rotolo	51
EricH	45
Mr. Pockets	45
Akash Rastogi	39
rtfgnow	36
Karibou	36
Wayne Doenges	34
Al Skierkiewicz	31
Chris is me	30
Barry Bonzack	26
NorviewsVeteran	24
rocketperson44	24
dodar	23
Rich Wong	22
Katie_UPS	18
delsaner	18
BrendanB	16
bobwrit	14
MissInformation	13
Daniel_LaFleur	12
Steve W	9
Barngirl425	8
Matt Attallah	7
CHI DONG08	7
RMiller	5
KarenH	4
J93Wagner	4
DRAKE343	3
FinleyM	3
Greg Needel	3
Cynette	3
jmanela	3
Austin H	2
Boydean	2
Jared341	2
Rick TYler	2
Tito H.	2
andrew348	1
Chief Pride	1
Cody Carey	1
dman14	1
Lil' Lavery	1
Mrs.Drake343	1
Q. Sheets	1
Spiffizzle	1
Stephen of REX	1
Stormnnormn	1
youngWilliam14	1

Onward!