Poles

[Gdeaver]

You guys are being mean to the poster. It's quite obvious that the poster was referring to magnetic monoPOLES. This post has tremendous implications for FIRST teams. In case you are not aware, the existence of magnetic monopoles has been confirmed. Magnetic monopoles are not created. They are found in the cosmos. First robots tend to be chronically overweight. The addition of magnetic monopoles to the robot will allow FIRST teams to build fat obese robots that can come in underweight by the force of the monopoles reacting with the earths magnetic field. In light of this recent discover our team, team 1640, has investigated and developed a magnetic monopole detector. We are not going to release any details at this time. Hint, It looks like a divining rod with sensitive and sophisticated nano electronic embedded in it. Our intention is to assign the the monopole search and detection task to any student who becomes disruptive or unproductive during the build season. We also have some rookie mentors who may be suckered into supervising the students. Our High School campus covers several acres. A square foot by square foot search should keep them ocuppied and out of trouble.