CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #285

[Ryan Simpson]

When I said that I wanted to be the human player, this was not in the job description.

[Wayne Doenges]

A man and a woman approach Dean Kamen, looking for a job. Dean Kamen says "Each of you must preform a task to get this job." The man is given a car tire. "Now throw it over that post." He does. "You get the job." The woman approaches and before Dean can say anything she says "I've been fighting the system all my life trying to make it in a mans world. You are probably going to make me throw 10 tires over that pole and if I miss one, I don't get the job." Dean says "No, no, no. You just have to throw one tire."

[npoe This was in no means to be sexist. If you are offended, I'm sorry npoe]

[Barry Bonzack]

I didn't think anyone took that 12 days of redneck Christmas song seriously.

[Karibou]

As a fundraiser, 25 decided to hold a mock game of Rack 'n Roll. Here, you can see their human player bringing a spoiler into play.

[Travis Hoffman]

"I'd rather be doing this than waste my time trying to figure out that silly game hint..."

[Rich Wong]

For her final and best trick the She-Chameleon from Team 25 slowly turns herself into
a 450 lb. truck tire right in front of the audience.

[jmanela]

person lifting the tire...

hmmm...

i could've had a V8!

[Billfred]

Sorry for the delay--holiday plans and plots and schemes plotted and schemed to keep me busy all day Sunday.

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Don Rotolo

The secret to Team 25's astounding grip on the field: These are their actual wheels, before the miniaturization process.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Barry Bonzack

I didn't think anyone took that 12 days of redneck Christmas song seriously.

We'll make the honorable mentions easy this week, since I've received a heavy dose of slightly-belated Christmas cheer: Twos for everybody!

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by Travis Hoffman

"I'd rather be doing this than waste my time trying to figure out that silly game hint..."

Which means the scores are:

JaneYoung	71
GaryVoshol	67
Ryan Simpson	65
Travis Hoffman	64
lingomaniac88	64
Taylor	62
Don Rotolo	61
kramarczyk	59
rsisk	56
AndyB	54
EricH	47
Mr. Pockets	47
Akash Rastogi	39
rtfgnow	38
Karibou	38
Wayne Doenges	36
Al Skierkiewicz	33
Chris is me	30
NorviewsVeteran	26
Barry Bonzack	26
dodar	25
Rich Wong	24
rocketperson44	24
Katie_UPS	18
delsaner	18
BrendanB	16
bobwrit	14
MissInformation	13
Daniel_LaFleur	12
Steve W	9
Barngirl425	8
Matt Attallah	7
CHI DONG08	7
jmanela	5
RMiller	5
KarenH	4
J93Wagner	4
DRAKE343	3
FinleyM	3
Greg Needel	3
Cynette	3
Austin H	2
Boydean	2
Jared341	2
Rick TYler	2
skimoose	2
Tito H.	2
andrew348	1
Chief Pride	1
Cody Carey	1
dman14	1
Lil' Lavery	1
Mrs.Drake343	1
Q. Sheets	1
Spiffizzle	1
Stephen of REX	1
Stormnnormn	1
youngWilliam14	1

Onward!