Whats the best way to catch the Loch Ness Monster?

[DanL]

Many expeditions have tried to catch ol' Nessie, and all have failed. So, future engineers, if you had a reasonable budget for such an expedition, how would you go about catching Nessie, or more realistically, catching Nessie on film?

[DanLevin247]

Salami on a stick. Nuff Said

[sanddrag]

Set up about 6 camaras around the lake. Have them all hooked up to monitors in a control room. Pay 2 people who have nothing better to do to watch the monitors for a couple months(2 twelve hour shifts). When one of them sees something, they press record on the recording device. Caught on tape.

Now for actually catching it, that's simple. Just drain the lake and donate the water to the Thirsty Kids Association. You would probably have to filter ithe water a bit first but besides that nagging little detail, the plan is flawless.

[Brandon Martus]

sanddrag: you read my mind.

first, i was going to say drain the lake.

then i went searching on google for loch ness monster, and one of the first links i came upon was a webcam pointed at the lake.

[Trashed20]

Originally posted by DanLevin53
Salami on a stick. Nuff Said

but what kind of salami........?

ps.

Go Hang A Salami I'm A Lasagna Hog! is a palendrome
/me has no life

[sanddrag]

Originally posted by Trashed20


Go Hang A Salami I'm A Lasagna Hog! is a palendrome

That's pretty cool. I sure hope you didn't make it up yourself.

Here's another thing. Tony Romas backwords with tony still first is ynotT samoR (why not some more)

Yours is better though.

[MissInformation]

You go to Scotland, like I did last September, and you take a picture of the Loch on a cold, wet and foggy day. When you get home, you title it "Loch Ness, no monster" and show it to all your friends. They will point out a mysterious dark spot on the water that you will swear must be just a log...

Loch Ness, no monster

I've got a "ghost" from Loch Lomond too.

MissInformation

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I believe in ghosts, because I believe in memory.

[sanddrag]

This is about all I could do with photoshop. That could be just about anything in that picture

[sanddrag]

Sorry here's the pic.

[Clark Gilbert]

Are you sure u didnt see the Loch Ness Monster

[sanddrag]

I didn't see it the first time but I see it now after your photoshop draw-in.

[DanL]

gah, clark, you beat me to the photoshopping... grrr

Yeah, I started this one before I went down to watch some Daily Show. Come back, and Clark got to photoshop first. Basically I took that one chunk and ran it through some photoshop sharpening filters so it became a bit clearer. The size on Clark's, as you can see by comparing it to my work, is obviously way out of proportion.

[MissInformation]

Originally posted by Clark Gilbert
Are you sure u didnt see the Loch Ness Monster

You know, I have some very gullible friends, they just might believe this...

MissInformation

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Some say I'm a visionary, others just say I'm seeing things- Anonymous (to me at least)

[Clark Gilbert]

You've exposed the truth!

The Loch Ness Monster is a fake!....lol




PS. I didnt even use Photoshop, mainly because i dont have a copy of it...i used some cheap program that i mainly use for resizing pictures called "Ulead PhotoImpact 6"

[evulish]

Heat-seeking missile! Kill! Kill! Kill! (Hopefully no one is scuba-diving at the time )