CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #286

[Billfred]

Ha, it's still Sunday!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Taylor

2007 Paul: I love it here in Michigan, but with these Midwest summers, I feel like I don't get enough use out of these pool toys. Seems so wasteful. Maybe I should find a job down south somewhere...

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by kramarczyk

Paul: ...but I want to play on Einstein again. *sniff*

Ken: Man, you went all the way last year. Most people never get that far. I doubt that I'll ever have a chance at another World Championship and you might have to get used to that idea too. Unless you think you're better than Beatty or something.

Paul: ***SIGH*** You're right. It's all about inspiring people anyway, isn't it.

Ken: Absolutely. You rock!

Paul: This mentoring stuff never stops for you, does it?

Ken: Nope.

Paul: It's no wonder they call you Captain America!

Honorable mentions go to:

1) GaryVoshol
2) Wayne Doenges
3) Mr. Pockets
4) Ryan Simpson
5) EricH
6) Travis Hoffman
7) rsisk
8) rtfgnow

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by lingomaniac88

Ken: You take the blue ringer - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want it to believe. You take the red ringer - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Paul: Yay! Donuts! *starts eating the pool tubes*

Five minutes later...

Paul: Man, I don't feel so good...

Ken: That's because you're an idiot.

Which means the scores are:

JaneYoung	72
Taylor	72
GaryVoshol	69
Ryan Simpson	67
lingomaniac88	67
Travis Hoffman	66
kramarczyk	64
Don Rotolo	62
rsisk	58
AndyB	54
EricH	49
Mr. Pockets	49
rtfgnow	40
Akash Rastogi	39
Karibou	39
Wayne Doenges	38
Al Skierkiewicz	33
Chris is me	30
NorviewsVeteran	26
Barry Bonzack	26
dodar	26
Rich Wong	24
rocketperson44	24
Katie_UPS	19
delsaner	19
BrendanB	16
bobwrit	14
MissInformation	13
Daniel_LaFleur	12
Steve W	9
Barngirl425	8
Matt Attallah	7
CHI DONG08	7
jmanela	6
RMiller	5
KarenH	4
J93Wagner	4
DRAKE343	3
FinleyM	3
Greg Needel	3
Cynette	3
Austin H	2
Boydean	2
Jared341	2
Rick TYler	2
skimoose	2
Tito H.	2
andrew348	1
Chief Pride	1
Cody Carey	1
dman14	1
Lil' Lavery	1
Mrs.Drake343	1
Q. Sheets	1
Spiffizzle	1
Stephen of REX	1
Stormnnormn	1
youngWilliam14	1

Onward!