CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #286

[Ryan Simpson]

Spoiler Alert!

[Mr. Pockets]

Ken: "You know something, this stack would look cool with a massive ball on top of it. Like a giant baby-rattle."

Paul: "You're talking nonsense, Ken. What does a huge ball have to do with FRC."

(one year later at kick-off)

Announcer: "...the game pieces will be massive track balls."

Ken and Paul simultaneously: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

[Karibou]

Paul: "You know, Ken, I always thought of these game pieces as giant Gummy Lifesavers. I always got really hungry during team practices"

Ken: "Oh, me too, but I never got hungry during our practices. With a team of hungry dog-- I mean, students with power tools, we didn't see much of the game pieces for a lot of the season."

[kramarczyk]

Paul: ...but I want to play on Einstein again. *sniff*

Ken: Man, you went all the way last year. Most people never get that far. I doubt that I'll ever have a chance at another World Championship and you might have to get used to that idea too. Unless you think you're better than Beatty or something.

Paul: ***SIGH*** You're right. It's all about inspiring people anyway, isn't it.

Ken: Absolutely. You rock!

Paul: This mentoring stuff never stops for you, does it?

Ken: Nope.

Paul: It's no wonder they call you Captain America!

[Billfred]

Ha, it's still Sunday!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Taylor

2007 Paul: I love it here in Michigan, but with these Midwest summers, I feel like I don't get enough use out of these pool toys. Seems so wasteful. Maybe I should find a job down south somewhere...

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by kramarczyk

Paul: ...but I want to play on Einstein again. *sniff*

Ken: Man, you went all the way last year. Most people never get that far. I doubt that I'll ever have a chance at another World Championship and you might have to get used to that idea too. Unless you think you're better than Beatty or something.

Paul: ***SIGH*** You're right. It's all about inspiring people anyway, isn't it.

Ken: Absolutely. You rock!

Paul: This mentoring stuff never stops for you, does it?

Ken: Nope.

Paul: It's no wonder they call you Captain America!

Honorable mentions go to:

1) GaryVoshol
2) Wayne Doenges
3) Mr. Pockets
4) Ryan Simpson
5) EricH
6) Travis Hoffman
7) rsisk
8) rtfgnow

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by lingomaniac88

Ken: You take the blue ringer - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want it to believe. You take the red ringer - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Paul: Yay! Donuts! *starts eating the pool tubes*

Five minutes later...

Paul: Man, I don't feel so good...

Ken: That's because you're an idiot.

Which means the scores are:

JaneYoung	72
Taylor	72
GaryVoshol	69
Ryan Simpson	67
lingomaniac88	67
Travis Hoffman	66
kramarczyk	64
Don Rotolo	62
rsisk	58
AndyB	54
EricH	49
Mr. Pockets	49
rtfgnow	40
Akash Rastogi	39
Karibou	39
Wayne Doenges	38
Al Skierkiewicz	33
Chris is me	30
NorviewsVeteran	26
Barry Bonzack	26
dodar	26
Rich Wong	24
rocketperson44	24
Katie_UPS	19
delsaner	19
BrendanB	16
bobwrit	14
MissInformation	13
Daniel_LaFleur	12
Steve W	9
Barngirl425	8
Matt Attallah	7
CHI DONG08	7
jmanela	6
RMiller	5
KarenH	4
J93Wagner	4
DRAKE343	3
FinleyM	3
Greg Needel	3
Cynette	3
Austin H	2
Boydean	2
Jared341	2
Rick TYler	2
skimoose	2
Tito H.	2
andrew348	1
Chief Pride	1
Cody Carey	1
dman14	1
Lil' Lavery	1
Mrs.Drake343	1
Q. Sheets	1
Spiffizzle	1
Stephen of REX	1
Stormnnormn	1
youngWilliam14	1

Onward!

[ATannahill]

Originally Posted by GaryVoshol

Paul: This game is so fun. I wish we could play about a dozen times per event.

Ken: Yeah, and price the events 2-for-1 too.

Paul: You may be on to something. I'll call Gail and Walt. Do you have Francois' phone number?

Karthik (off photo): Hey guys, can I play too?

Paul and Ken: NO!

He can now.