Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!

[Joe Schornak]

Granted. Nobody notices, and the hint is treated as any other game hint. Deep analysis is done into the numerical values of the letters in the phrase, and books using all or parts of the hint are collected and torn apart in search of some sort of meaning.
Then Kickoff rolls around and the entire CD community executes a simultaneous facepalm as the game is revealed. D'oh!

I wish that today had gone exactly as it actually went. (Ha! Corrupt that!)

[Ryan Simpson]

It did, so you are dissapointed by my lack of an original corruption.

I wish that tomorrow MIGHT go exactly as planned.

[delsaner]

Granted, it might, but maybe i will try to ruin it tomorrow in band...

I wish that I would find a way to ruin Ryan's day tomorrow.

[Joe Schornak]

Granted. He returns home from school to discover that his house no longer exists, having been transformed into countless tiny particles gradually settling over an area the size of Nebraska.

I wish I didn't have an exam tomorrow.

[EricH]

Originally Posted by Joe Schornak

I wish I didn't have an exam tomorrow.

Granted. It was moved to today. Not only that, but you have 2 pop quizzes and 3 surprise exams, one of which is 50% of your grade and happens to be in your worst class, which you haven't been studying for anyway, so you totally flunk it, in addition to the zero for missing the one today. Say goodbye to your GPA!

I wish that circuit board bases would be made more quickly.

(There's a story, but the short version is that a class project for which 60 of an item are needed by Friday if possible, won't have 60 of that item by then. Guess what the item is...)

[Cl4p-tp]

Granted but it's made of faulty material and is recalled.

I wish I had a pony!

[RoseJ]

But the pony is actually half zombie. When you are in your bed sleeping, it sneaks into your room and turns you into a zombie too. In terror, the townspeople riot against the zombies and eventually kill of the zombies.

I wish that I could find people to be in a band with me.
(I play guitar.)

[AbeEzell1]

Granted, but everyone else in your band plays guitar too.

I wish Saturday would be tomorrow (guess why) =)

[J93Wagner]

Granted... but a massive nuclear war sends out EMP's that totally wreck every single computer on the planet (including Google )

I wish that I could pry myself away from CD... It's affecting my grades negatively!

[Chris is me]

Granted, your grades fall so low your parents and firends take everything electronic away from you.

I wish it were Kickoff today.

[buddyb]

Originally Posted by Chris is me

Granted, your grades fall so low your parents and firends take everything electronic away from you.

I wish it were Kickoff today.

Granted. The power systems in DC just took a hit. Won't be back up until Saturday.

I wish C++ was easier to remember.

[delsaner]

Granted, but you have memorized so much C++ that the robot is required to be programmed in A-- (attempted spin-off of C++ name). good luck learning a new language with one jammed in your brain already.

I wish I wasn't bored.

[Ryan Simpson]

Granted. There is an abundance of things going, so you are completely overwhelmed.

I wish that someone will corrupt this wish.

[LilianaMercedes]

granted, your wish turns into something wonderful and you love it, then someone takes that wish and stomps on it!

i wish i could get from place to place using a portal.

[AbeEzell1]

Granted, but your portal takes you to the suface of the sun and you get killed instantly.

I wish my radio wasn't from the 1980s (so hard to get hockey on it *sadface*)