CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #288

[Billfred]

This one should be good, dawg.

The scores after the last round:

Taylor	82
JaneYoung	73
GaryVoshol	71
Ryan Simpson	69
Travis Hoffman	69
lingomaniac88	69
kramarczyk	64
Don Rotolo	63
rsisk	59
AndyB	56
EricH	51
Mr. Pockets	50
rtfgnow	45
Karibou	41
Akash Rastogi	39
Wayne Doenges	39
Al Skierkiewicz	35
Chris is me	30
Barry Bonzack	28
dodar	27
NorviewsVeteran	26
Rich Wong	24
rocketperson44	24
Katie_UPS	19
delsaner	19
BrendanB	17
bobwrit	14
MissInformation	13
Daniel_LaFleur	12
Steve W	9
Barngirl425	8
Matt Attallah	7
jmanela	7
CHI DONG08	7
RMiller	5
J93Wagner	5
KarenH	4
skimoose	4
DRAKE343	3
FinleyM	3
Greg Needel	3
Cynette	3
Austin H	2
Boydean	2
Jared341	2
Rick TYler	2
Tito H.	2
andrew348	1
Chief Pride	1
Cody Carey	1
dman14	1
Lil' Lavery	1
Mrs.Drake343	1
Q. Sheets	1
Spiffizzle	1
Stephen of REX	1
Stormnnormn	1
youngWilliam14	1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/30333

As always, the deadline is theoretically sorta kinda possibly Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

Student in the robot (to mentor): So you said that the doohickey goes into the whatchamacallit this way?
Other student: Nah, it's the other way around, dude.
Mentor: No, it's the whatchamacallit into the doohickey, and there's only one way to do it right.
Student in the robot: You mean soldering, crimping, bolting, inserting, welding, gluing, or some combination of the above?
Mentor: Students these days... think they know more than their elders...

[rsisk]

A young McGyver builds a complete robot with only a few hand tools, wire nuts, and a roll of electrical tape.

[Taylor]

We don't need safety glasses - we covered the dangerous parts of our robot in foam.

[GaryVoshol]

Student: See, if we just tweak this support connection here, the whole thing will collapse down into itself, and we'll be able to go through the tunnel.

Mentor thinks: I doubt it, but have fun trying.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

You forgot to plug in the battery again didn't you?!? The connector only goes in one way!

[lingomaniac88]

Guy holding the camera: What are you doing?! Why are you eating that wire's insulation?!

Guy kneeling: Hey, it tastes good. The whole "death by electrocution" thing is only a minor side effect.

[NorviewsVeteran]

"Two more feet of pool noodle and the bot should be ready for next year's water game."

[ATannahill]

Mentor: Hey lets get dinner.
Student: I've eaten, how do you think the robot got in this shape.

[JaneYoung]

Team member:
"I am a Supernerd, I can DO this..."
*thought bubble* - I'm doomed.

Teammates - "We should call Superdork, Rich Kressly, for some advice."
*thought bubbles* - he thinks he's doomed now, heh heh heh.


[npoe]apologies to Rich - an awesome mentor to students and mentors, and a great sport when it comes to teasing.[/npoe]

[Ryan Simpson]

"What!?! You don't get seeding points for having extra tubing?"

[kramarczyk]

Alka-Seltzer commercial gets updated for the next generation of customers.

Pop, pop, hiss, hiss, oh what a leak it is.

<npoe>Build season had NOOOTHING to do with this entry</npoe>

[Karibou]

Robot inspector (not shown): "Hey, excessive lengths of pneumatic tubing isn't allowed!"

[npoe]Billfred, I feel like this picture is way below par.[/npoe]

[skimoose]

Student: "I've replaced every connection on the robot and its still not working!"
Mentor: "Maybe you should plug a battery to that Anderson connector you're staring at."

[Billfred]

It's still Sunday!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by lingomaniac88

Guy holding the camera: What are you doing?! Why are you eating that wire's insulation?!

Guy kneeling: Hey, it tastes good. The whole "death by electrocution" thing is only a minor side effect.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Don Rotolo

<Cue eastern european accent>
In Soviet Russia, Robot fixes You!

Honorable mentions go to:

1) rsisk
2) GaryVoshol
3) NorviewsVeteran
4) EricH
5) JaneYoung
6) Katie_UPS
7) kramarczyk
8) Wayne Doenges

And the burn award (if you're fond of wearing dark green polos) goes to...

Originally Posted by Taylor

We don't need safety glasses - we covered the dangerous parts of our robot in foam.

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	85
lingomaniac88	79
JaneYoung	75
GaryVoshol	73
Ryan Simpson	70
Travis Hoffman	70
Don Rotolo	68
kramarczyk	66
rsisk	61
AndyB	56
EricH	53
Mr. Pockets	50
rtfgnow	46
Karibou	42
Wayne Doenges	41
Akash Rastogi	39
Al Skierkiewicz	36
Chris is me	30
NorviewsVeteran	28
Barry Bonzack	28
dodar	27
Rich Wong	24
rocketperson44	24
Katie_UPS	21
delsaner	19
BrendanB	17
bobwrit	14
MissInformation	13
Daniel_LaFleur	12
Steve W	9
Barngirl425	8
Matt Attallah	7
jmanela	7
CHI DONG08	7
skimoose	5
RMiller	5
J93Wagner	5
KarenH	4
DRAKE343	3
FinleyM	3
Greg Needel	3
Cynette	3
Austin H	2
Boydean	2
Jared341	2
Rick TYler	2
Tito H.	2
andrew348	1
Chief Pride	1
Cody Carey	1
dman14	1
Lil' Lavery	1
Mrs.Drake343	1
Q. Sheets	1
Spiffizzle	1
Stephen of REX	1
Stormnnormn	1
youngWilliam14	1

Onward!