This is the Final Story of Finish The Sentance, i hope
I was walking down the street one day and as I walked around a corner, a huge robot jumped me! It was so big and it took all my money and ran. I then ran after the robot yelling and waving my arms until a hotdog riding a Segway crashed into me and knocked me into the street. I got up and right in front of me was a limo with a peg-legged cricket kicking seeds out of a dill pickle, a poor innocent dill pickle! I couldn't let that happen, so I took out my cell phone and called up the Orkin Man, with his power-armor extermination suit. He sprayed the cricket with a huge cloud of Acme All Purpose Rodent Killer when all of a sudden a giant cow jumped out the the pickle and maimed the orkin man with such force that he flew right into a piece of tacky 80's furniture, Luckly the orkin man had brought his trusty lantern of DOOM which coincidentally, spread the light of love all over the world, causing the cow to give the orkin man a big hug, but the cow hugged the orkin man so tight he passed out, and woke up in a land of dinosaurs and trees made of cheese where the dear and the antelope play. The deer and antelope would eat the trees of chesee and would soon be brutally slaughtered by a old man on a pogo stick weilding a hockey stick wearing a tube top and hot pants and he fed the dead animals to his pet t-rex who escaped from jurassic park, to go join the circus in LA but was thought of as a robot hoax in LA so he swam across the pacific to japan were the people thought he was godzilla, barley ariving in time to be a guest star on iron chef, on which the secret ingrediant was T-Rex Eggs. Then began the furious one hour cook-off, but then all of a sudden the water stopped boiling. Could it be that pimps were preparing to take over the lost village of Oconomowoc, but they couldn't pronounce it so they they took it over and changed the name to Smithtown so they could open up and ice cream store where they would sell chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream which they named Vernon Creamery cause they moved to vernon in this amount of time where they all decided that vernon was a silly place and moved out in search of their destiny. Their destiny, unbeknownst to them, was actually to do interprative dance of robots and kitchen utencils but then out of nowwhere the robots and kitchen utencils began to fake sezuires,which caused the angry donkey to do a backflip, causing all of the pimps to spontaniously combust, and be visable fom space due to their cheap polyester clothing which they bribed mike myers too give them becuase they were costumes from Goldmember then the astronauts said that they would like hoes on their shuttle craft so they decided to put out the fire that was consuming the pimps...rather than extinguishing the flame, they just changed the subject before the thread got closed. meanwhile back on the satellite they got mad because brandon wouldnt let them have their milk and cookies after building a robot to compete in the Klement's Incredible Sausage errr...Robot Race at Miller Park in Milwaukee where they gave Klement's Incredible Sausage to every person on every team because they were all hungry. Then at the competition everyone did the sasuma and all the drivers passed out from being so full so they all died, and the people cried, and [Jon's] underground cult took over the world!...
The End
Or so they thought, when suddenly the drivers came back to life as undead zombies, intent on devouring flesh until they found out what in blazes the sasuma really was and they attacked MBiddy and killed him and died again this time for good and there is no way they could come back because just then the world blew up and the universe imploded and it was not a dream.
The End
But then another big bang occured and centuries passed and we came back to the same point in time where the drivers didnt die no one dies except when it is your turn to die after living ffor at least 100 years so the drivers banded together in a sacred chant, and suddenly MBiddy was REBORN as a demonic hellspawn, gestated in the blackest bowels of the underworld! In a swirling chaotic cloud his massive frame stepped through the twisting never, the dark image of death itself, gleaming crimson eyes burning with the deepest hatred of the sasuma, and his black soul intent on ripping life from the world which could create such an abomination. Armageddon was at hand when all the chief delphi members all came together and made a ban on jon or anyone else ending the story. The next day the segway-riding hotdog mysteriously appeared atop another segway-riding hotdog which was crushed not by the hot dog sitting upon it but by the light and angelic FIRST members who had realize a thread had gotten far to long, and decided it must be put to an end someday soon but unfortunate for DanLevin53 and jon the thread will keep going for many pages to come. The smushed hotdogs were then gathered by Larry's Allpurpose Lunchmeat Co. to be turned into Chicken McNuggets which aren't (obviously) chicken at all. The Mcnuggets are then converted into a black hole that swallowed the universe whole! and everything was gone forever and could never ever come back again and no matter was left and everyone who posts after this post is a mailbox head!!!
The End
Luckily, since black-holes have not been investigated thoroughly, a mirrored mirror image of the entire universe is created. Everyone survived besides jon. Everyone continued on searching for the nuggets on a chicken. Because none were found they went along with a tribe of panthers searching for a buffalo with wings so they could make some money at KFC, but then the buffalo...
A tub of hot carmel? huh? instantly appears and turns into PUDDING FROM HELL! which incidently cures all forms of cancer but there is a bad side-affect to it which is causing people to make many random post on the Chief Delphi forum instead of doing anything remotely productive with their time, which is quite typical during robot off season, but this thread has gotten very old and is now killed hopefully
The End
I think we need lives
How about "Lebron"? Wait, no, you'll be dooming yourselves to failure the last 30 seconds of every match. - Travis Hoffman [more] 
11-08-2002, 18:57
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