"Quotes" that were said during build season

[whackedwatchdog]

We're a rookie team, and we don't have a notebook of these quotes, they're all from memory.

Student A: Why is there a sign on the robot saying that it'll fall apart if we touch it? *Reaches out and pokes it*
*Numerous parts of the gearbox fall out*
Student B: Because I haven't put the gearbox back together, yet---*notices the destruction* -- I hate you

While carrying in a half sheet of plywood today:
Student A: It sure is windy!
Student B+C (Carrying the plywood): We know! This thing's like a giant kite!
Student A: .... Then turn it?
Student C: No way! This is more fun!

After the I had traipsed through our computer lab for the twelfth time, grabbing a part or tool. The backroom of the computer lab is where we keep everything, and the room next door is where we had the robot.
Student A (My girlfriend, the only female on the team): Why do you keep coming through here?
Me: I have to grab parts and tools.
Student A: But.... You're the captain, delegate!
Me: I've tried. There's just too many shiney things back there.
*Goes into the back and starts looking for things, and gets distracted by the person working on our wireless*
Student A: Where'd you go? Student B is looking for you!
Me: Uhm.... Sorry. Shiney.....

And as everyone else says; there's more, I just don't remember it!