Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!

[All Bones]

Granted, but then it migrates south for the winter and you never see it again.

I wish that this emoticon would stop hitting his eye out with his hammer <said emoticon><said emoticon>

[Brian Ha]

Granted but it would hit you in the eye

I wish i was a chicken

[ChaosX73]

Okay, but you are grown as one of those rumored "meat-sack" chickens, where your beak is cut off, you are kept in a cage five sizes too small with five other chickens and you are all fed through a tube.

I wish I would stop getting distracted

[karatekid]

Granted, but now you distract other people.

I wish that I knew what to wish for.

[jmanela]

granted, you then wish for everything you ever wanted and then you go crazy trying to find disorder.

I wish i could have open book finals.

[Brian Ha]

Granted but you took the wrong book to class

I wish I could punch Jon G in the face right now and everybody would like it!

[-42-]

Everybody loves it when you punch Jon G in the face. They love it even more when he punches you back harder.

I wish I could eat some *^%&*! lunch.

[RoseJ]

You do, but you get food poisoning and die.

I wish that I had a robotics meeting tonight.

[ReapersRule]

Granted, but you can't go.

I wish my team could pay the full cost for Atlanta for everyone on the team.

[Brian Ha]

Granted but then the plane you guys are on gets attacked by terrorists and you all die... except for the robot.

I wish i had 10 grand so we can go down to Alanta.

[All Bones]

Granted, but then we all get mugged when we land, the muggers take the robot for parts, and we don't manage to make it to the competition on time. Thank goodness my parents were in the bathroom and we're all able to survive


I wish that people on my team would stop randomly imitating Charlie the Unicorn

[Samheartsrobots]

They stop imitating Charlie, but instead start singing "Never Gonna Give You Up". You soon become very irritable because you keep getting Rick Rolled. You snap one late night while building the robot and start beating it up. You have destroyed your robot and are kicked off the team. So fun!

I wish that I had more time to do my homework tonight.

[spacewolfx]

you get more time, but then your desk catches on fire, and your homework is destroyed

I wish that my school would get a new Chemistry lab

[EricH]

Granted. Somebody does an experiment as soon as it opens, and the experiment goes horribly wrong. The resulting explosion destroys the entire town. Now see what you did...


I wish the my school's friction stir welder would be fixed tomorrow.

[spacegy4]

Granted, but it breaks beyond repair the day after.

I wish my school computers were not crippled by deep freeze software