"Quotes" that were said during build season

[Phoenix Spud]

That is going on Chief Delphi! (whenever someone says a good quote!)

[Thing2_1723]

Me: "Josh! Let me see your wallet!"
*Josh flips my safety glasses down from my head and his down too*
Me: "Ok, now we're both protected. Let me in your pants!"


Our head coach had his 3-year-old-son with him on Saturday because his wife was having a baby shower for their daughter-on-the-way and so we had shifts watching him...
Anelia: "We found out how to keep a 3-year-old entertained!"
Hook (the coach): "How?"
Anelia: "Give him a water bottle to throw at an idiot"
Me: "Im gonna do that with my kids!"
Hook: "You gonna marry an idiot?"
Me: "Nope, Candy is gonna be my babysitter!"

[FRC4ME]

Originally Posted by aatuck

Heh, before the Trenton regional in '08 our team president sent an email reminding everyone to pack underwear and go to the bathroom before we left. Ben (incidentally our current president) replied "Who are you, our Mommy?" It stuck. Having graduated, she's now officially (and referred to as) Mommy.

On my high school team, our safety captain during my senior year, just as we were about to leave a regional:

"Okay, now before we leave, be sure to go to the bathroom - everyone at least try."

[Vermeulen]

Me: Why is the battery labeled "battery"?
Student 1: I don't know, get back to work
*10 seconds later*
Me: and why is the duct tape holding it to the testing board labeled "duct tape"?

I labeled the label "label" then.

[Karibou]

We were discussing possible robot names on our team forums...

Mr. Pockets: "Edward, for when the bot starts sparking up on the field"

[Phoenix Spud]

While having a conversation about the Wizard of Oz and how it is NOT about Australia...

Me: I saw this great signature on CD, it said "if Dorthy were to find a place today where people had no brains, heart, or courage she wouldn't be in Oz, she would be in Congress."
Mentor: ...and surrounded!

[Diserasta]

"If we're not back in 5 minutes, Avenge Our Death!" - Mentor

[timytamy]

"If we're not back in five minutes... AVENGE OUR DEATHS!!!"

EDIT: Sammy beat me too it

[timytamy]

Sarah: "My fashion sense, is robotics t-shirt, is good."
Me: "My fashion sense, is clean, is good."

[timytamy]

"That's not a wire, that's a cable tie."

[Bill_B]

Q: What did the tie say to the hat?
A: You go on a head, I'll hang around here.
While discussing hanging on the tower.

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[zachav39]

"We MUST hang ourselves, it is vital to winning if we hang OURSELVES first and then hang EVERYONE else on your alliance, that will win."

The CRio is not working.
Really?
Yes.
WELL, what did you do??
I do not know.
WHAT DID YOU DO??
O, the battery is not plugged in....
WOW.................

[cooldude8181]

"We have to plan a way to deal with Trent next year"
-Austin

[Sincrum]

Make sure you use plenty of lube!

me to someone about to cut metal

[spacegy4]

Programmer: "Does programmer have 2 Ms?"