"Quotes" that were said during build season

[The Megan 2207]

I was rewiring an old robot for code testing purposes:
Me: Hey Maria, could you come over here and strip for me?
Maria: Well, that might require some mood music...

[svenw]

We have this very gullible girl on the team since last year. We have convinced her that 1: chickens have 4 legs, and the wings are processed meat (thats why there is more wings than legs).
2: I drive a party tractor to school with a trailer that fits 150 people
3: laptops can be dishwashed as long as you use the proper detergent
Any way to protect her identity i will use the name klocksy, (she named the clock).

Mentor: pop rots your teeth.
Klocksy: Unless your Superman, and IM superman
Mentor, James, Brady and I talk about putting quote on chief delphi
Klocksy: What are you guys talking about, popRocks?
James: yeah, we are making a shopping list.
Klocksy: I'll buy!
James: yeah were going to buy it on chief delphi
Klocksy: Ok
She later went to name the white board poprock.

We get on the topic of how cameras are not water proof
Klocksy: I bought a new camera.
Brady: Is it Water proof?
Klocksy: No but I am.

These were just 2 of at least 20 quotes that were said by her today. We limited ourselves to recording 2 or else we would never actually get any work done

[Phoenix Spud]

We decided to double software's weight limit for this year since we think that we are going to be under weight.

[Cody Michl 2811]

Originally Posted by Phoenix Spud

You don't have to go home, you just have to go ~Lead mentor

dihydrogen-monoxide, its' deadly, deadly, stuff! It is a main component in Cancer, Nuclear Power Plants, and Acid Rain. IT CAN KILL YOU!!!

actually, its more like Hydrogen Hydroxide... but... nice try though

[RoseJ]

"Hey, Joe, where are the super uber grippy thingies?
-Me asking one of our awesome mentors where the super clamps were-

Along the lines of:
"So you diverced her, and he's somehow my father?"
-Some of the mentors were talking about an ongoing joke that our team has-

ADAM - American Divorce Association for Men.
-Adam is one of the guys on our team-

"You gotta blow harder than that!"

"I don't get it..."

Along the lines of:
"I'm bringing back the word swell."
"And I'm bringing back the word groovy."
-Two of our mentors talking-

Mentor - "It won't work for you because you're a woman."
Me - "You know what..." -glare-
-The drill press wouldn't stay on for me when I pressed ON, but when one of the guys pressed ON on their first try, it stayed on.-

"I need more lube!"

[2522BanMonkey]

Quote from last year.

"I'll put my balls in your trailer"

"I just lost the game"

[Zach O]

"Show me your joystick."
Said in a room full of high school students. You can guess the outcome

[Jibs]

Teacher/Mentor: Name one person in this room who's not a creep.

Entire programming and marketing team: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.........

[Master_T]

what did i just do ? - Zach

[Jibs]

Mentor/Teacher: That's a creepy picture of Dave, guys.

Me: What picture of dave isn't creepy?

[The Megan 2207]

"Why couldn't there be deaf prostitutes?"

We were discussing how some words in sign language look extremely similar, but mean entirely different things (shy/prostitute, work/rape, research/murder, etc.).

[_Tanto_]

T "dude its not going far enough" (discussing our autonomous mode)
E "its supposed to be going 12 inches"
T "then make it go a foot!"
....
*burst into laughter*





"The truthiness will set you free" -Stephen Colbert

[Karibou]

"We're going BALL-istic!" -Dan

"...no, our new team cheer is NOT 'we're all pregnant!'"
(result of my coming into a conversation at the wrong time and hearing the wrong words XD)

[Cody Michl 2811]

Student#1: there's a difference between white... *points at student#3* and white... *points at xerox paper*
me: Wha? you mean... like shutins?
Student#1: no... it's not SKIN color, it's state of mind... like clean... ness
Me: OH!!! and then there's the kind of white that only exists in trailer parks...
Student#1: well... that's just because they sniffed to much bleach...
me:... wow... ...nice...


Student#3's stuff count: 29

[Joe Schornak]

Me, while trying to grease our gearboxes:
"I can't find my lube!"