"Quotes" that were said during build season

[apalrd]

Originally Posted by dragon72950

"lets put a tazer at the back ofour robot"

"It's not legal"

"well if they don't catch us it's legit"

.....

We have a phaser in the botcave. It's actually part of a cordless drill, modified to accept a robot battery and output a pair of test leads instead of a motor. It gives us reversible variable speed control in a handled package, quite useful. No tazers though.

[dragon72950]

Originally Posted by apalrd

We have a phaser in the botcave. It's actually part of a cordless drill, modified to accept a robot battery and output a pair of test leads instead of a motor. It gives us reversible variable speed control in a handled package, quite useful. No tazers though.

my idea was minigun gauss cannon firing white phosphorus shotgun shells but that was brought up as being not legal

[BradMello]

Someone questioning our kicker - "Why is it red?"

Me- "It goes faster"

[Cody Michl 2811]

So a couple from last night, let's see if I can remember...

1. [Mechanical students are working on computers]
Mech Student: *makes chicken noises for no reason*
Me: Aww... and I JUST logged off...
Mech Student: ...logged off of what?
Me: Chief Delphi...
Mech Student: Ohh! *goes back to making his chicken noises*

2. [so I'm done with my Pit & Crate duties, so I'm hanging out with two Programming Students, one of which is Student #5, the below happened, as well as more "that's what she said"]

Me: do I need to kick you Student #5?
Programming Student: YES!!! PLEASE KICK HIM!!!

[keehun]

No! Don't put too much lube on the shaft!

That's what she said.

[dodar]

Zac(sportzcrazy on here and our Drive Coach and I using a lathe): did you put any lube on that bit?

Me: i put some on there...

Zac: well put more on there

Me: but that'll be too much!

Zac: you can NEVER have too much lube!

[Joe Schornak]

"Hey guys, what time is it?"
"It's business time."

"So... what's The Situation with the robot?"

[NorviewsVeteran]

"So..."
"-A needle pulling thread."

[Puffin]

"Why isn't the cRIO's light blinking?"
Programmer: "Errr... not my fault, hardware problem."

[Bananna]

"So how is this going to go THROUGH the electronics board?"
"Oh, that's programming..."

[Cody Michl 2811]

I have a few... but first...

[[Me: I'm a guy who usually wears an army-style hat with my safety glasses on it, Glasses, and a knack for 'that's what she said.
Student #1: tall male P&C member with a semi-afro and tough guy syndrome
Student #2: Short female P&C member, horribly psychotic and overly... creepy...ish
Student #3: Average-hieghted Female P&C member, says 'stuff' alot
Student #4: ...there... isn't... a student#4
Student #5: short male annoying programming student... who has an overly violent nature.
Vic: A guy who is virtually indescribable... P&C]]

1. Student #2: If I'm not wearing my safety glasses, slap me on the face...
Me: But... why not on the back of the head like Gibbs on NCIS?
Student #2: NO! The face... always...

2. everyone at one point: Let's screw theese holes!

3. [Backstory time! So... I've come in with several physical injuries several times... so... yeah... [oh... and I say 'so... yeah...' a lot... so if you hear that at the Oregon Autodesk regional... ask me about Student #3's stuff counter!] heh heh... now for that quote...]

Student #2: Geez... you're hurt alot...
Me: Yeah... I'm less stable than Plutonium!

...Student #3's stuff counter: 152

[FallenMithos]

"Go grab me the strippers in the cabinet."
"You keep your strippers in a cabinet?"
"Yes, where else would they go? In my pants?"

[jirosinlove]

"You can only do stupid stuff when I'm around." said our advisor.

[Cody Michl 2811]

a couple I missed last night.

1. Student #2: DON'T SIT ON ME LEAD MENTOR!!

[apalrd]

"We have a policy against male harmonizing. Stop singing. Violators will be shot."

"I blame everything on Katherine. Until it works, then I take responsibility"

<typing article>
"The Killer Bees productively work at the Chrysler Tech Center, Chrysler's world headquarters, Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Saturday"
"That dosen't sound right. It sounds like this is only the headquarters on those days"

Tim: "Now we need a large quantity of wooshers (washers) for this."
Jim: "Remember that robot with a whole 2' axle full of like 200 washers?"
<freshman laugh>
Jim: "You laugh like that's never been done"