"Quotes" that were said during build season

[Egg 3141592654]

"Wow this is a really nice joystick, it's a pain to code (all axis are really messed up) and it doesn't center well, but who cares, IMMA FIGHTER PILOT PEW PEW!" *robot drives into wall*

"This code is epic," I say, "That's why it doesn't work."

"WHERE'S MY JDK AND WHY DID IT GO AWAY!!!!!" "Calm down, we have pizza." *I go to get a slice of pizza to find an empty box* "NOW MY PIZZA IS MISSING, MY LIFE IS EVAPORATING!"

[The Megan 2207]

CAD student: Umm... does anyone know what a .vi file is? There's one on this flash drive and I don't know what it is.
Me: That's for our programming.
CAD student: Oh, good! I thought it was some kind of virus or something.
Me: No, .vi does NOT stand for "virus."
CAD student: Phew!

[Phoenix Spud]

Me to a mentor: You have had a bunch of Chief Delphi-isms tonight.

[FRC4ME]

"What if the sun is moving at like light speed, and the Earth is moving at like light speed, and that's why it makes the ellipses around the Sun, and then if we slowed the Sun down, we would age slower."

-One of our student's discussing his knowledge of special relativity

[Vermeulen]

(Discussing robot names)
Me: "Well, Casper kinda counts as a girl's name, since it's of indiscriminate gender"
Jon (just entering the conversation): "No, he's white!"

[supermarth64]

Team captain: "It's really nice to come home with a towel holder." *Holds up award*

[buddyb]

"Can I call my own methods?" - Kyle M.

And an old one...
"Friendly advice: If you crash with the cRIO, you might as well keep driving... right off a cliff" - When we were talking about driving the cRIO over to a programmer's house.

[scottydoh]

Originally Posted by Egg 3141592654

"Wow this is a really nice joystick, it's a pain to code (all axis are really messed up) and it doesn't center well, but who cares, IMMA FIGHTER PILOT PEW PEW!" *robot drives into wall*

Its alright Eric, we have pizza! haha

[sami9145]

There hasnt really been that many good ones but I do have one...

JRO - "Why isnt this... Oh... A battery might help..." (While trying to work on programming the joysticks)

I will post more later