Valentines Day Spotlight?

[ATannahill]

Seeing you is like a kick to the heart.
I'd hang for you.
I want to hold you for more than 11 seconds.

[Chris is me]

Originally Posted by rtfgnow

I want to hold you for more than 11 seconds.

I can't keep you long, you're the only one in my queue. <3

I could do this forever... aaaaa

[Karibou]

Originally Posted by Chris is me

Quit stealing my genius ideas.

Stealing it, I am not...I tweeted it at the end of week 1 (or some time around there).

All of mine have to do with either bumper zones and frame perimeters, all involving entering and remaining within said areas. I'm not feeling incredibly creative right now.

[cmh0114]

I don't have any robotics Valentine's jokes, but here's some math ones, just for fun:

∀I(I∈me)→∀u(u∈U)→(I <3 u)

Or:

-2i +14u > 8u -- Solve for i

We wrote these on the board in my math class the other day. Our teacher thought we were crazy.

[Bharat Nain]

You trigger my autonomous mode.

The 2-second rule does not apply to our love.

You confuse my vision system.

Ok, I'm done.

[JaneYoung]

We could really use some Super Nerd valentines. Calling all nerds ...
--
Let's see, how about:

To you - I pledge my calculators, my codes, and my safety glasses. I'll be your Super Nerd forever!

[Wayne Doenges]

How about:

Pinning my heart = no penalty
I want to Breakaway with you
It doesn't take an Einstein to see I love you

[Chris Fultz]

Honey, will you be my wench?

[boomergeek]

Cupid? I thought you said "cube it".
Now my love for you is three dimensional.

[boomergeek]

Since your cheese-hole diet, you ain't that heavy anymore- I will no longer sustain damage if I try to hold you for at least 20 seconds. Please be my Valentine!

[Karibou]

Originally Posted by Chris Fultz

Honey, will you be my wench?

Err, I think that "wrench" or "winch" would be more fitting

[JaneYoung]

Originally Posted by boomergeek

Since your cheese-hole diet, you ain't that heavy anymore- I will no longer sustain damage if I try to hold you for at least 20 seconds. Please be my Valentine!

Hopefully I will stop laughing before the day is out.

I can't decide which one is worse - this one or Fultz's.

[Bill_B]

Aren't the bumpers supposed to go all the way around?

If a frame perimeter is OK to mention, perhaps ball magnets are not too risque?

You don't look like you had any trouble staying under 120 pounds.

This year's field also has its bumps in the right places.

I'm trying not to get corralled by your asymmetrical funnel this year.

Whose goal was it to use all those chains?

Of course I'll still respect you after 135 seconds!

Who else would you like to see in our alliance?

(apologies if any of these repeat previous posts. no time available to read them all yet)

[Chris Fultz]

ahh, bummer.

The Spotlights are back to "normal" inspirational quotes

[Manoel]

Originally Posted by Chris Fultz

Honey, will you be my wench?

Now isn't that quite offensive?