"Quotes" that were said during build season

[Cl4p-tp]

keep in mid this all happened in like five minites... and im scott

Scott"Bet you i can un-jam this washer"
Jake"Scott, is that safe?"
(Scott cuts his thumb)

Scott"Bet you I can jump over this box!"
Jake"Bet you can't"
(s trips over and faceplants)

Scott"bet you I can get this item out on my own!"
Jake"bet you can't"
(S nearly bends item)

Scott"BET YOU I CAN CARYY THIS ITEM DOWN THE STARS ON MY OWN!!!!!"
Jake" Scott, you've failed at everything to night...don't even try"
(Scott Hits the item on everything)

And last saterday, we were looking for the janitor...
Scott"Dude stand stilll, im gunna jump on your back"
Erik"just dont hurt yourself"
(scott jumps on...rips his pants......all the way down the leg)
erik"scott...what are u gunna do the rest of the day?"
scott"wheres the duct dape?"
(15 mins later, a massive patch was on the pants)
Erik"So... duct tape can fix anything..."
Scott"yep"

[Tarzan19]

Today at GRKC regional
check in guy "what is your team number?"
few team members "2345"
'guy near by looks at me with a confused look'
me: "yes, it is that easy"

J: "see, i actually remembered everything this year."
five minutes later
J: "guys, wheres the light?"
(turns out we left at school, but somebody, luckily, had a spare.)

[efoote868]

Listening to the announcer at GKC regional:
"Team #### is trying to hang themselves!"
oof