"Quotes" that were said during build season

[Thing2_1723]

"Where are you going?"
"To the pit"
"We have a pit?" - Two guys at the GKC regional

"Rip THIS one off" - Overheard voice at the GKC regional

[Cl4p-tp]

keep in mid this all happened in like five minites... and im scott

Scott"Bet you i can un-jam this washer"
Jake"Scott, is that safe?"
(Scott cuts his thumb)

Scott"Bet you I can jump over this box!"
Jake"Bet you can't"
(s trips over and faceplants)

Scott"bet you I can get this item out on my own!"
Jake"bet you can't"
(S nearly bends item)

Scott"BET YOU I CAN CARYY THIS ITEM DOWN THE STARS ON MY OWN!!!!!"
Jake" Scott, you've failed at everything to night...don't even try"
(Scott Hits the item on everything)

And last saterday, we were looking for the janitor...
Scott"Dude stand stilll, im gunna jump on your back"
Erik"just dont hurt yourself"
(scott jumps on...rips his pants......all the way down the leg)
erik"scott...what are u gunna do the rest of the day?"
scott"wheres the duct dape?"
(15 mins later, a massive patch was on the pants)
Erik"So... duct tape can fix anything..."
Scott"yep"

[Tarzan19]

Today at GRKC regional
check in guy "what is your team number?"
few team members "2345"
'guy near by looks at me with a confused look'
me: "yes, it is that easy"

J: "see, i actually remembered everything this year."
five minutes later
J: "guys, wheres the light?"
(turns out we left at school, but somebody, luckily, had a spare.)

[efoote868]

Listening to the announcer at GKC regional:
"Team #### is trying to hang themselves!"
oof

[Kimmeh]

I'm tired and laying on our bump mockup.

Me: On scale of 1-10, how lazy do I look?
Tassi: 10 being highest?
Me: Yeah
Tassi: 11

Even better, I've got a laptop with me. Still laying down though. So I was actually working...I think

[byteit101]

From one really annoying kid (which we have a quote book for):


26 inches? Thats two feet! (bakers dozen, er, foot!)

Get your fake baloney lies outta here!

Why do you have a Mexican skull on your shirt?

Bulletproof? Are you taking us down to some gang fight or something? (our battery case is bulletproof, irony: we ARE going to Cleveland...)

Jolly Rancher green apple flavored pop.

Why would we pass out buttons? We're not trying to get elected.

Those are buttons? I thought they we're poker chips.

Whats a raffle? (we had a raffle for a lawnmower fundraiser)

people are going to be really mad they didn't win, and want their money back. (after raffle explanation)

otherKid, why do you have so many balls? Can you share one? (they were playing with the ball return mech)

I put chocolate syrup on my donuts.

I can't hang myself!

Install a laser cannon!

[Brandon_L]

Said while in the car on the way to NJ, down the street from the arena:

1: If we got out of the car right now and started walking, they'd probably think were a gang

2: What would be our gang name?

1: 0's and 1's

[ALTrammell818]

"So guys are we naming the robot dead-weight?"

"Hey guys, do you think we could win the best paperweight award?"

We had connection issues all weekend... We would stay connected throughout AUTO and then drop 2 seconds after TELE started. Was sooo demoralizing.

[FRC4ME]

Originally Posted by ALTrammell818

"So guys are we naming the robot dead-weight?"

We named our robot LongShot.

Actual comment from our Java program:

catch (InterruptedException e) {
    // Alright, who interrupted my nap?!
    // Git me the Java(doc) cause I'm really cranky if I don't
    // inherit some Coffee
}

[The Zevling]

Originally Posted by FRC4ME

We named our robot LongShot.

Actual comment from our Java program:

catch (InterruptedException e) {
    // Alright, who interrupted my nap?!
    // Git me the Java(doc) cause I'm really cranky if I don't
    // inherit some Coffee
}

Our robot is the Cardiologist (we have a doctor theme)

In our code, when we were writing get functions, we included
GetMoney()
GetALife()
and GetWellSoon()

[apalrd]

Standing in the pits looking at the robot:
Jim: "What should we do now?"
Tim: "Paint the claw yellow?"

"Where's Frizzle?"
"He's in the CAD room eating cream puffs"
(We say this every time Eric "Frizzle" Y is gone)

"...(looking for something wrong in the right transmission).....Frizzle must have not tightened the shifter nut enough... Where is he? In the CAD room eating cream puffs?.... Maybe we broke the dog gear?.....OH s*** WE LOST LOW GEAR..f***." ~Jim on how the lack of grease in the transmission led to a low gear with no teeth. The teeth were just... gone. We fixed it during lunch and all was well.

[alicen]

(team member holds up a bolt used for pinning pneumatics after we'd sent him to find a shorter one) "What's the technical term for this?"
me: "a BOLT?!?"

it was actually pretty funny, good thing he usually does electrical

[AB755]

(The game announcer, cleaning up after a newbie EMCEE.)

"That't not team 15, that's the game timer"

[Karibou]

On the way home from Traverse City:
Mallory (Millory) (narration-style): "On my way back from winning the Spirit Award, I wondered if we got in a car accident if the award would pierce my heart....just like FIRST."

Chairman's highlights:
"We believe that the message of FIRST should be spreadable, just like butter"
"When we went to our first event, we just couldn't believe it's not competition"
"FIRST, to an outsider, may seem like it's just about the robots. However, if you take a look at the ingredients, it's clear that it's really made up of coopertition, gracious professionalism, learning, and frienship"

[demosthenes2k8]

Team lead: "This is a ghetto robot. And we're white."
...
Same team lead: "The robot should be called G-Thuggin'. It's just that ghetto."
...
Same team lead: "WHO TOLD THE PRESS THAT THE ROBOT'S NAME WAS ACTUALLY G-THUGGIN'?"

So apparently that's the robot's name this year. *facepalm*