"Quotes" that were said during build season

[sashboy226]

I forgot this one, its pretty funny.

Safety Judge: "Can we talk to your safety captain."
Me: "Ishaan, who's wearing the button?? Oh, Haley come here."
SJ: "Tell us about your safety program."
Haley: "Actually (turns to me) I was only wearing this because you weren't here. (takes off button) Here ya go."
Me: "Hi...uhhh, what was the question?"
SJ: "Tell us about your safety program."
(I give a drawn out discussion of our practically non-existent safety program)
SJ: "So what do you do during the build and competition season beside your Hammer build program?"
(Team President steps in and gives a 2nd in depth discussion of the Hammer Build)


Later that same day of competition.

SJ: "We're collecting safety tokens."
Me: "Where are our safety tokens?"
Team: "I dunno your the safety captain."
Me: "So?? I'll check the drawer." (find all three, go to leave the pit and almost trip on bumpers)
Mentor: "Don't trip on those bumpers there, and lose all the safety tokens."
Me: " (sarcastically) Yeah guys! This bumper placement is very unsafe!!!"
SJ: (laughs and walks away)