CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #299

[Billfred]

It's that time again!

The scores after the last round:

JaneYoung	111
Taylor	103
Ryan Simpson	99
GaryVoshol	99
lingomaniac88	96
kramarczyk	87
Don Rotolo	85
Travis Hoffman	81
rsisk	81
EricH	81
rtfgnow	74
Karibou	67
Mr. Pockets	59
AndyB	56
Al Skierkiewicz	52
Wayne Doenges	49
Akash Rastogi	39
BrendanB	38
dodar	35
Chris is me	33
delsaner	30
NorviewsVeteran	29
Barry Bonzack	29
Katie_UPS	29
Rich Wong	25
rocketperson44	24
bobwrit	14
MissInformation	13
Daniel_LaFleur	12
Steve W	9
jmanela	8
Barngirl425	8
Matt Attallah	7
CHI DONG08	7
cooker52	5
DRAKE343	5
skimoose	5
RMiller	5
J93Wagner	5
KarenH	4
nitneylion452	4
Dan Swando	3
FinleyM	3
Greg Needel	3
Cynette	3
Kage	3
rulesall2	3
Austin H	2
Boydean	2
FoXy92	2
Jared341	2
O'Sancheski	2
Rick TYler	2
Tito H.	2
Phoenix Spud	2
Vermeulen	2
andrew348	1
basicxman	1
Chief Pride	1
Cody Carey	1
dman14	1
Lil' Lavery	1
Mrs.Drake343	1
N7UJJ	1
Q. Sheets	1
Spiffizzle	1
Stephen of REX	1
Stormnnormn	1
youngWilliam14	1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/35300

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[ATannahill]

I put my left wheel in,
I put my left wheel out,
I give my cage a shove, shove, shove
And I flip my self about.

[Vermeulen]

2386's self-righting strategy:
Step 1: Kickstand deploys.
Step 2: Mentor uses the Force to push it the rest of the way.

[EricH]

Rollin' rollin' rollin', keep that robot rollin', keep that robot rollin', mentor!

[Mr. Pockets]

Mentor1: I thought you said he was potty trained
Mentor2: Bad bot! Oh geez, he lubed me all down the front >.<

[GaryVoshol]

Lean to the left,
Lean to the right,
Stand up, sit down,
Fight, fight, fight!

[JaneYoung]

Mentor:
Well, I dunno, it looks tipsy to me. I reckon we need to have the talk with the robot about driving clean and staying in control. Keeping the wheels on the ground, no matter how bad the bumps in the road get.

Everyone else: Yup.

[lingomaniac88]

Hey, tell our programmer that his DoABarrelRoll() method isn't working too well.

[Ryan Simpson]

Mentor A: 10, 9, 8...
Mentor B: The self-right device is obviously not working. Pick it up.
Mentor A: Well, at least some of us know what <G32> is...

[rsisk]

I know where they got that idea from...

[Swan217]

Now all we need to do is lay out a trail of donuts and lie in wait. It won't be long now before we capture a Lavery for our very own!

[Barngirl425]

Mentor A: "Was it supposed to do that"
Mentor B: "Nope"
Mentor A: "Phew I knew it was too early in the season for things to be working as planned"

[Wayne Doenges]

OK, who programmed the robot to lean into the turns?

[DonRotolo]

[NPOE]

Originally Posted by rsisk

I know where they got that idea from..

Rsisk for the win![/NPOE]

(mentor at far left) "...and once the wheels on this side wear out, we can flip over to the other side!"
(mentor on knees) "I dunno, I think the bumper is gonna wear out first"

[delsaner]

To the right, to the right, to the right, to the right, to the left, to the left, to the le... WOAH TOO FAR LEFT. TOO FAR LEFT!!! *tips*