Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?

[Emily3204]

Our team wanted to put some on the back of our shirts for Championships... any ideas?

[joeweber]

Whats the difference between a NASA robot and a FIRST robot?

Funding.


How long does it take a FIRST team to screw in a light bulb?

Six weeks one day, can’t start it until after ship day.


What is a good diet plan for a FIRST team?

1. Bend at the knees, 2. Tipp the robot over, 3. Shake really hard.

[Chickenonastick]

Quoted from some of the shirts I saw at Sacramento (so I'm not sure if this is an option):

"Team XXXX: Sleep is optional"
"Team XXXX: Wipe robot grease here: *small square on shirt to do so*"

[EricH]

See if you can tweak this one for a T-shirt: http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/sh...ad.php?t=42333

Tools needed (best as a checklist):
--FLUX Capacitor
--Left-handed Screwdriver
--Metric Crescent wrench
--Brass Magnet
--Aluminum PVC Pipe
--Fine Negotiating Tool [Note: better known as a hammer or mallet]
--Time
--A robot

[kevin.li.rit]

The robots too heavy. Take some code out.

[FRC4ME]

I remember when my programmers began working with the Jaguar CAN interface:

"CAN we fix it?"
"Yes we CAN!"
"Do you guys need a CAN opener over there?"
"The CAN doesn't work? How unCANny!"
"Do you know what happened to the guy who couldn't fix his Jaguar?"
"He got CANned."
...
<after five minutes of this nonstop>
quietest kid in the room: "CAN it you guys."

[Radical Pi]

if we're going for CAN puns...This was when a purely mechanical guy was walking by:

"Well if we put the Jaguars in a CAN on the bus then there's a higher chance the jaguar will break our robot. We need the black jaguar to keep the rest under control"

[Wayne Doenges]

Two robots run in to a bar, the third one had a better driver

I cut if off three times and it's still too short

[apalrd]

Originally Posted by Radical Pi

if we're going for CAN puns...This was when a purely mechanical guy was walking by:

"Well if we put the Jaguars in a CAN on the bus then there's a higher chance the jaguar will break our robot. We need the black jaguar to keep the rest under control"

And while we are talking about software jokes:

we have many variants of "flashing the robot"

Make the code smaller because 0's are lighter than 1's

[Katie_UPS]

"If it moves and it shouldn't, duct tape it.
If it doesn't move and it should, WD-40"

Not really a joke, but my favorite (Karthik?) quote ever.

[synth3tk]

Originally Posted by Wayne Doenges

Two robots run in to a bar, the third one had a better driver

That is purely awesome!!! I need to make drive team shirts with this saying on it for next year.

[JaneYoung]

Originally Posted by synth3tk

That is purely awesome!!! I need to make drive team shirts with this saying on it for next year.

Wayne's first joke is totally silly. I have no idea when I'm going to stop laughing. I don't care if I ever stop.

Jane

[Bill_B]

Originally Posted by Wayne Doenges

Two robots run in to a bar, the third one had a better driver

An on-topic variation of the ancient:
Hickory, dickory, dock
three mice ran up the clock
The clock struck one
and two escaped without injury

[baruffir]

My friend and teammate, who is our head of Programming, just got a new t-shirt from XKCD. It reads: "I'm not slacking off. My code is compiling."

[DinerKid]

Originally Posted by baruffir

My friend and teammate, who is our head of Programming, just got a new t-shirt from XKCD. It reads: "I'm not slacking off. My code is compiling."

This is one of my favorites. I like that it has a picture of the kids on office chairs having a sword fight, so realistic. I had a telemarketer call so i said "I have to go my code is compiling" he understood, laughed for a second then hung up.

one of our code guys has a shirt that has two cartoon characters one sitting in a chair and the other standing up each with speech bubbles.

One in chair: "Make me a sandwich"
One Standing up: "No make it yourself"
One in Chair: "Pseudo make me a sandwich"
One standing up: "Okay"

~DK