Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?

[Vermeulen]

"This place is a total pit."

[Alan Anderson]

Originally Posted by DinerKid

One in chair: "Make me a sandwich"
One Standing up: "No make it yourself"
One in Chair: "Pseudo make me a sandwich"
One standing up: "Okay"

It's not "pseudo". It's sudo, a command to substitute userid and do another command as that user.

The su command is often misinterpreted by people as meaning superuser, since by default it will cause the current session to be treated as "root", the super user. If you have the proper authority, prepending a command with sudo will run that command with full access to the entire system and no further security checks.

[DinerKid]

Originally Posted by Alan Anderson

It's not "pseudo". It's sudo, a command to substitute userid and do another command as that user.

The su command is often misinterpreted by people as meaning superuser, since by default it will cause the current session to be treated as "root", the super user. If you have the proper authority, prepending a command with sudo will run that command with full access to the entire system and no further security checks.

Sorry about that i'm not really a code guy. i know survival code but i am not at the level of most FIRST code guys. Plus it's not my fault that i said pseudo instead of sudo it is a programmers fault. Yet another classic "joke" to put on your shirt.

~DK

[FRC4ME]

This year we named our robot "LongShot," which was a bit of a joke itself.

During one of the many Mac vs. PC debate to face the programming team, this got shouted across the room:
Windows user 1: "Hey, why do Mac users multiply so quickly?"
Windows user 2: "I don't know, why?"
Windows user 1: "Because they don't think they need protection."
All Windows users: <insane laughter>

[demosthenes2k8]

Your programmer pronounced it wrong, it's "su-dew". Like the soda. xD

Measure once, cut twice, oops, recompile!

[Kyler386]

From my signature:

[ManicMechanic]

Not exactly a joke, but Post # 15 in this thread is classic.