CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #301

[rsisk]

Coming soon to a theater near you!

James And The Giant Robot

[GaryVoshol]

Off-camera voice: "Robot, ROBOT!"

Student: "Huh? Wha?"

Crunch.

Safety captain: "Well, at least he had his safety glasses on."

[JaneYoung]

Student: They told me that there would be moments that would keep me in stitches. They didn't say anything about the robot.

[Mr. Pockets]

It's your robot: does it have a Beaumont Doctor?

[Ryan Simpson]

When in doubt, use a bunch of zip ties.

[Billfred]

Everyone,

Sorry about the delay in getting this one judged--apparently my after-Championship dinner choice was a lousy one, as I spent most of Sunday in bed with a mild bout of food poisoning. I'm feeling a good bit better today, and hope to have results up this evening. While not a case of Billfred Is Working Way Too Much, I'm going to invoke the similarly-applied Billfred Is Throwing Up Way Too Much Rule.

[Karibou]

<npoe>YES, still time to submit </npoe>

Student: "See this? Billfred is green with envy. Literally."

[BrendanB]

Coach: "What happened to the front end?"
Student: "It wouldn't die fast enough!"

[Billfred]

Neither fire alarms nor food poisoning nor browsers losing my post is gonna stop me now!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by rtfgnow

Bump to pass was 2008.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by JaneYoung

Student: They told me that there would be moments that would keep me in stitches. They didn't say anything about the robot.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) EricH
2) The Cyborg
3) Taylor
4) Barngirl425
5) rsisk
6) GaryVoshol

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by lingomaniac88

Robot: "I've been following you my whole life, and I'm madly in love with you."

Student: "Thanks, but I prefer relationships with, well... humans."

Which means the scores are:

JaneYoung	119
lingomaniac88	111
GaryVoshol	108
Taylor	108
Ryan Simpson	106
EricH	95
kramarczyk	89
Don Rotolo	88
rtfgnow	87
rsisk	86
Travis Hoffman	81
Karibou	70
Mr. Pockets	62
AndyB	56
Al Skierkiewicz	52
Wayne Doenges	52
BrendanB	42
Akash Rastogi	39
dodar	35
Chris is me	33
Barry Bonzack	31
Katie_UPS	31
delsaner	31
NorviewsVeteran	29
Rich Wong	25
rocketperson44	24
Barngirl425	14
bobwrit	14
MissInformation	13
Daniel_LaFleur	12
Steve W	9
jmanela	8
Matt Attallah	7
CHI DONG08	7
Vermeulen	6
cooker52	5
DRAKE343	5
skimoose	5
RMiller	5
J93Wagner	5
KarenH	4
The Cyborg	4
Dan Swando	4
nitneylion452	4
FinleyM	3
Greg Needel	3
Cynette	3
Kage	3
rulesall2	3
Austin H	2
Boydean	2
FoXy92	2
Jared341	2
O'Sancheski	2
Rick TYler	2
Tito H.	2
Phoenix Spud	2
andrew348	1
basicxman	1
Chief Pride	1
Cody Carey	1
dman14	1
JackG	1
Lil' Lavery	1
Mrs.Drake343	1
N7UJJ	1
Q. Sheets	1
Spiffizzle	1
Stephen of REX	1
Stormnnormn	1
youngWilliam14	1

Onward!